suck my (fan) fic.

Episode 60: [email protected]#% it, we'll do it live

February 12th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 13 mins

action, adventure, animaniacs, books, buggs bunny, cartoons, comedy, criticism, critique, daffy duck, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, gate keeping, hilarious, laughs, learning, literary, literature, live, livestream, lola bunny, mary sue, movies, mystery, reading, review, speedy gonzalez, sylvester, the looney tunes, tv, tweety bird, video games, wile e. coyote, x reader, youtube

this week the guys decide to say "whateva" and try livestreaming a podcast recording. because it was live, alex decided to put little to no effort in editing the audio so the poor quality, heavy amount of "ums" and awkward pauses are at an all time high. just be happy we're posting. or don't be. whatever floats your tugboat.

Episode 59: the man at the gate - a walking dead fanfic

January 29th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins

action, adventure, akira, amc, audible, audiobooks, books, comedy, comics, criticism, critique, daryl dixon, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, harry potter, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, manga, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, reading, review, rick grimes, the earthsea cycle, the sandman, the walking dead, the walking dead comics, tv, video games, weird

this week, the guys talk about how ryan found himself in the body of dumbledore, adaptations, and amc's the walking dead. enjoy!

Episode 58: (nsfw)hite xmas - a podcast secret santa episode

December 20th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  47 mins 42 secs

action, adventure, books, christmas, comedy, criticism, critique, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, gift, grand rapidians play video games, gremlins, guest, guest hosts, hilarious, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, psych, reading, review, santa, secret santa, surprise, tv, u thot, video games, you thought

this week the boys are replaced for another podcast and your guess for who they are is as good as anyone's. enjoy!

Episode 57: trembling inside - an among us fanfic

November 13th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 4 mins

action, adventure, among us, astronauts, beta male, books, cartoon characters, comedy, comics, consent, consentacles, criticism, critique, cuck, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fmk, franchises, funny, hilarious, imposter, joji, laughs, learning, literary, literature, lofi, mafia, movies, mystery, new music, reading, review, rockets, saga, simp, soy, soy boy, space, space ships, sus, suspect, suspicious, sussy, tentacles, tv, video games, werewolf

this week ryan and alex play f---, marry, or kill with cartoon characters, read a very sensual among us fic, and ryan reveals that he's legit a soy boy.

Episode 56: the player and the board - a tetris fanfic

October 16th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 33 mins

1980s, 80s, 80s rock, action, adventure, behold the man, books, calculators, comedy, criticism, critique, eddie van halen, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, gaming, hilarious, laughs, learning, literary, literature, metal, movies, mystery, nostalgia, objectum sexual, reading, retro games, retro gaming, review, rock, scifi, space invaders, tetrinos, tetris, tetris is sexy, the moon is a harsh mistress, tv, van halen

this week alex and ryan google fanfic news, talk about the love between a woman and tetris, and read a tetris fanfic. who cares if they don't post often. at least you're getting something and it's free. well besides the time it costs you. but quite frankly, that's your business, not theirs. they can't tell you how to spend your time or live your life. they can just be there for you when you want to zone out and have a little fun. phew. been a while since anyone's done anything like that, huh? anyway, have a good night.

Episode 55: fiverr episode part 1

August 31st, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 27 mins

9/11, action, ads, adventure, books, calvin and hobbes, charlie brown, coffee shop, coffeeshop fic, comedy, comic strips, commission, criticism, critique, dennis the menace, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, filthy frank, fiverr, fox-kin, foxes, franchises, funny, furries, furry, fursona, harry potter, hermione granger, hilarious, initials, it could happen here, j pop, j-pop, joji, k pop, k-pop, kyle, kylo, kylo ren, laughs, learning, literary, literature, magic, mashable, ministry of magic, movies, mystery, nyc, peanuts, reading, review, rey, rey skywalker, reylo, snoopy, soulmates, south park, star wars, the cursed child, the plot against america, tv, wand, zootopia

this week the guys talk about how trash mashable is and then alex reveals the fiverr commissions he had written for ryan. hope you enjoy!

Episode 54: to take care - an avatar: the last airbender fic

August 14th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

aang, action, adventure, air bending, air fryer, atla, avatar, avatar the last airbender, avatar: the last airbender, books, buzzfeed, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, earth bending, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fire bending, franchises, funny, genocide, hilarious, katara, laughs, learning, literary, literature, m night shamalyan, movies, mystery, nickelodeon, reading, reporting, review, rorschach, sokka, taylor swift, tiktok, tom king, tv, uncle iroh, violence, war, water bending, water buffalos, zuko

this week the guys dunk on buzzfeed and how much they contribute to society. then they read avatar: the last airbender fic after SOMEONE forgets to find a fic for the week. enjoy!

Episode 53: suck my (dungeons and) dragons

August 7th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 46 mins

action, adventure, asgard, books, celestial, combat, comedy, cooperative, criticism, critique, dragons, dungeons, dungeons and dragons, dwarves, epic, faerun, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, gnome keep, gnomes, high fantasy, hilarious, imagination, inn, laughs, learning, literary, literature, magic, manticore, movies, mystery, mythology, odin, paladin, quest, reading, review, role playing, role playing games, role-playing, role-playing games, rpg, storytelling, thor, tiefling, tv, underdark, warlock, warrior, windmill

this week the guys get two of their friends and decide to do a bit of cooperative storytelling (let's call it a fanfic) via the very popular role-playing game, dungeons and dragons. hope you all enjoy!

if you do, the rest of the series can be found on the patreon.

Episode 52: tiktoks and soulmates

July 31st, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, books, brooklyn 99, charli d’amelia, comedy, community, criticism, critique, dancing, donald duck, dune, dune-iverse, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, grapefruits, hilarious, laughs, learning, lilhuddy, literary, literature, movies, mystery, reading, red string of fate, review, soulmate, soulmates, south park, the giver, the mandalorian, tiktok, tiktok craze, tiktok dance, tv, voodoo, west wing

this week the guys talk about a really... disturbing? tiktok fanfic craze. then they talk about the soulmate trope and read a beautiful story. enjoy!

Episode 51: storm episode 51

July 24th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  41 mins 37 secs

action, adventure, airplanes, alien cheeks, alien theories, aliens, bob lazar, books, clapping alien cheeks, comedy, conspiracy theories, criticism, critique, didn’t, dungeons and dragons, epstein, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, flying objects, franchises, funny, graphic novels, hilarious, himself, jeffrey, kill, laughs, learning, literary, literature, loch ness monster, maus, memery, memes, movies, my little pony, mystery, naruto running, outer space, paleozoic, reading, review, secrets, skunk ape, the government, they can’t stop us all, tree-fiddy, tv, ufos, unidentified flying objects, ununhexium, world war 2

this week the guys learn that ryan's apartment has a terrible echo and then talk about the storm area 51 meme-phenomenon. finally they reveal deep secrets about their personal lives (sort of and only vaguely). enjoy!