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Episode 59: the man at the gate - a walking dead fanfic

January 29th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins

action, adventure, akira, amc, audible, audiobooks, books, comedy, comics, criticism, critique, daryl dixon, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, harry potter, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, manga, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, reading, review, rick grimes, the earthsea cycle, the sandman, the walking dead, the walking dead comics, tv, video games, weird

this week, the guys talk about how ryan found himself in the body of dumbledore, adaptations, and amc's the walking dead. enjoy!

the story thus far...

December 6th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  10 mins 37 secs

action, adventure, algorithm, audio drama, audiodrama, books, comedy, computer, criticism, critique, drama, dystopia, elon musk, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, ghostbusters, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, ocean’s 8, reading, review, robots, scary, scripted, sexist, star wars, technology, tv

have you been keeping up with our saga? this isn't a hint at anything that's to come. not at all. don't even think about it or ask....

unless?....

Episode 38: a beautiful day- sesame street and mister roger's neighborhood fanfics

November 15th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, big bird, bill nye, books, caillou, cannibalism, clifford, cnn, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, defunctland, detective comics, disney, disney+, donald trump, dragon tales, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, hannibal lector, hilarious, horror, impeachment, jedi, joker, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, marie condo, mister rogers neighborhood, movies, mystery, netflix, oscar the grouch, pbs, queer eye, reading, review, science, sesame street, silence of the lambs, snl, star wars, superheros, taxidermy, titans, tokyo disneyland, tv

this week, the guys talk about the joker, alex reads two pbs fanfics, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

the movie cellar

November 7th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  1 hr 26 mins

9/11, action, america, apocalypse now, army, bill murray, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, freedom, funny, gaming, garfield, heart of darkness, hilarious, horror, kronk, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, obama, patriotism, reading, review, special forces, the bee movie, tv shows, war

in this week's bonus episode, the boy's heads are on spikes and they are prominently displayed in the square to ward off any other capitalist dogs. you probably won't notice though because chris, dan, and george do such a great job! hope you enjoy the movie cellar, thanks guys!

the angry dad

October 30th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  16 mins 57 secs

action, aliens, angry, angry dad, asthma, baseball, baseball bat, bat, books, catholicism, christianity, comedy, criticism, critique, dad, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, flying saucer, funny, gaming, hilarious, holy water, horror, invasion, joaquin phoenix, joe rogan, joker, laughs, literary, literature, m night shyamalan, mel gibson, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, reading, review, signs, tv shows, ufo, ufos

the people's army is knocking and ryan and alex are cowering, guilty of all of their past sins. they know just how much labor they've exploited. they know that their time is up soon. the angry dad has never been angrier. hope you enjoy.

Episode 36: trick or noncon

October 30th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  28 mins 6 secs

action, adventure, books, comedy, coraline, creepypasta, criticism, critique, digits, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fear, films, franchises, fright, funny, gross, halloween, harry potter, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, michael myers, monster, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, noncon, nsfw, reading, review, scare, scary, skeletons, slasher, snape, spell, spooknasty, spooky, tv, wizard

this week, things get spooky. they get scary. and quite frankly, they get pretty gross. hope you enjoy our halloween spooktacular!

the great scientists

October 18th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  46 mins 57 secs

action, ancient greece, aristotle, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, einstein, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, funny, gaming, german, hilarious, history, horror, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, philosophers, plato, reading, review, science, scientists, shrek, smut, socrates, tv shows

for this bonus episode, alex and ryan, the greedy capitalist pigs who love to exploit free labor, allow their first fan, henry to host the show and plug his second and newest podcast, the great scientists podcast! it's cohosted by his friend, roisin, and they really do a great job. don't forget to follow them on twitter and be on the lookout for their first episode!

ryan's solo podcast episode

October 11th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  6 mins

#metoo, action, blue, blues clues, books, cakes, comedy, criticism, critique, donkey, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, florida, funny, gators, hilarious, history, horror, joe, laughs, layers, literary, literature, magenta, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, nightvale, npr, onions, paprika, pepper, phone call, reading, rebel, review, salt, shrek, simpsons, steve, stoked, tv

this week ryan decides to try out the solo podcast game. he really doesn' t need alex. alex really only cramps his style. plus he adds so much pretentious nonsense. quite frankly, it's better with just ryan. hope you enjoy!

drinkipedia

October 4th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  35 mins 30 secs

action, american gods, boat, books, comedy, coming to america, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, folklore, folktales, funny, gaming, gods, hilarious, horror, immigrant, italian, italy, laughs, legends, literary, literature, movies, mr. wednesday, mystery, mythology, myths, neil gaiman, new york, news, pasta, reading, review, shadow, spaghetti, spaghetti monster, tv shows

for this bonus episode, alex and ryan once again exploit the free labor of hardworking podcasters like some greedy capitalists twirling their mustaches and jumping into their vaults of gold, please welcome the great people at drinkipedia! 2/3 of the group, matt and audra, host and read a fanfic matt wrote for the show! it's great. don't forget to check them out! https://drinkipedia.podbean.com/

boos and spirits

September 29th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  39 mins 14 secs

action, addams family, bangbros, books, boos, booze, brains, car crash, comedy, cousin it, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finger blast, funny, gaming, ghostly, gomez, halloween, hilarious, horror, laughs, literary, literature, mortician, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, orgasms, porn, reading, review, scary, skeletons, spirits, spooky, the heat, the munsters, they’re all dead, tv shows, wednesday

this week, the lazy duo of alex and ryan let yet another podcast host their show for them, what schmucks, amirite? please welcome boos and spirits! bailie and milton do a wonderful job of reading an addams family fanfic. get ready for ghosts, ghouls, goblins, and orgasms. thanks for hosting, guys! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/boos-and-spirits/id1455432856