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    <description>we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.
don't forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!
also, we have a patreon now, we'd love it if you guys could give us all (at least some?) of your monies.
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    <itunes:summary>we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.
don't forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!
also, we have a patreon now, we'd love it if you guys could give us all (at least some?) of your monies.
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  <title>Episode 56: the player and the board - a tetris fanfic</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>this week alex and ryan google fanfic news, talk about the love between a woman and tetris, and read a tetris fanfic. who cares if they don't post often. at least you're getting something and it's free. well besides the time it costs you. but quite frankly, that's your business, not theirs. they can't tell you how to spend your time or live your life. they can just be there for you when you want to zone out and have a little fun. phew. been a while since anyone's done anything like that, huh? anyway, have a good night. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>this week alex and ryan google fanfic news, talk about the love between a woman and tetris, and read a tetris fanfic. who cares if they don't post often. at least you're getting something and it's free. well besides the time it costs you. but quite frankly, that's your business, not theirs. they can't tell you how to spend your time or live your life. they can just be there for you when you want to zone out and have a little fun. phew. been a while since anyone's done anything like that, huh? anyway, have a good night. 
don't forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!
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you can also give them all (at least some?) of your monies if you feel so inclined
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    <![CDATA[<p>this week alex and ryan google fanfic news, talk about the love between a woman and tetris, and read a tetris fanfic. who cares if they don&#39;t post often. at least you&#39;re getting something and it&#39;s free. well besides the time it costs you. but quite frankly, that&#39;s your business, not theirs. they can&#39;t tell you how to spend your time or live your life. they can just be there for you when you want to zone out and have a little fun. phew. been a while since anyone&#39;s done anything like that, huh? anyway, have a good night. </p>

<p>don&#39;t forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!</p>

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    <![CDATA[<p>this week alex and ryan google fanfic news, talk about the love between a woman and tetris, and read a tetris fanfic. who cares if they don&#39;t post often. at least you&#39;re getting something and it&#39;s free. well besides the time it costs you. but quite frankly, that&#39;s your business, not theirs. they can&#39;t tell you how to spend your time or live your life. they can just be there for you when you want to zone out and have a little fun. phew. been a while since anyone&#39;s done anything like that, huh? anyway, have a good night. </p>

<p>don&#39;t forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!</p>

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  <title>Episode 21: the office, american version</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2019 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>in this week's episode the guys talk about one of ryan's most beloved fandoms, the office. as a cool modern millenial, he dotes on the "totally original and only funny sitcom ever" and reads a cool spec script set in season 2. alex is pretty meh about it. who cares? you don't read these descriptions anyway.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:07:11</itunes:duration>
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    <![CDATA[<p>in this week&#39;s episode the guys talk about one of ryan&#39;s most beloved fandoms, the office. as a cool modern millenial, he dotes on the &quot;totally original and only funny sitcom ever&quot; and reads a cool spec script set in season 2. alex is pretty meh about it. who cares? you don&#39;t read these descriptions anyway.</p>

<p>don&#39;t forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!</p>

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<p>you can also give them all (at least some?) of your monies if you feel so inclined<br>
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    <![CDATA[<p>in this week&#39;s episode the guys talk about one of ryan&#39;s most beloved fandoms, the office. as a cool modern millenial, he dotes on the &quot;totally original and only funny sitcom ever&quot; and reads a cool spec script set in season 2. alex is pretty meh about it. who cares? you don&#39;t read these descriptions anyway.</p>

<p>don&#39;t forget to follow suck my (fan) fic on social media and youtube!</p>

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<p>you can also give them all (at least some?) of your monies if you feel so inclined<br>
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