suck my (fan) fic.

this is a podcast about fanfic. we take it seriously

About the show

we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.

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Episodes

  • Episode 48: mirror-girl - a twilight fanfic

    May 22nd, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 22 mins
    action, adventure, bella, bisexual, books, captain kirk, comedy, criticism, critique, derfing, dune, edward, edythe, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, genderbend, hammock life, hammocks, hilarious, laughs, learning, lesbian, literary, literature, manic vampiric dream girl, mary sue, mirror, mormonism, movies, mystery, reading, review, slash, slashfic, soaking, spock, star trek, stephanie meyer, tv, twilight, vampires, werewolves, ya, young adult

    this week the guys talk about the first published fanfic, twilight, and relaxation. enjoy!

  • Episode 47: alita: battle angel part 2 REVIEW

    May 15th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 26 mins
    action, adventure, alita, alita battle angel, anime, battle, battle angel, books, canon, cinema, comedy, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, cyborgs, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, film, films, franchises, funny, future, hilarious, james cameron, laughs, learning, libby, libraries, literary, literature, manga, movies, mystery, reading, review, son of saul, tv

    ryan read the manga. alex watched the anime and live-action movie. listen as they review all three and talk about the responsiblity studios have to fans. enjoy!

  • Episode 46: alita: battle angel part 1

    April 17th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins
    action, adventure, alita, alita battle angel, anime, batman, battle, battle angel, bbc, books, broadchurch, canon, comedy, comics, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, cyborgs, dc comics, detective, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, hilarious, james cameron, laughs, learning, literary, literature, manga, mister miracle, movies, mystery, omega men, reading, review, the vision, tom king, tv

    this week, the guys discuss canon as well as start reading a fic hoping to profit, but ending with the start of a journey of self-discovery. hope you enjoy!

  • suck my (fan) news - xiao zhan and falling

    April 6th, 2020  |  Season 0  |  5 mins 2 secs
    action, adventure, artistic freedom, books, breaking news, c-pop, censorship, china, comedy, criticism, critique, expression, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, free speech, funny, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, lgbtq rights, literary, literature, mobs, movies, mystery, news, reading, review, stans, the untamed, totalitarianism, tv, twitter, x-fire

    tune in now as alex covers the breaking xiao zhan and archive of our own news story! (not clickbait)

  • Episode 45: the ophelia problem

    March 13th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 24 mins
    acting, action, adventure, books, classical, classical theater, classical theatre, comedy, criticism, critique, denmark, drama, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fortinbras, franchises, frank herbert, funny, hamlet, herbert, hilarious, hobbit, iambic pentameter, j rr tokien, laughs, learning, literary, literature, lord of the rings, lotr, movies, mystery, ophelia, plays, polonius, reading, review, science fiction, shakespeare, the hobbit, theater, theatre, tolkien, tv, william shakespeare

    this week the guys talk about the illustrious herbert v. tolkien debate and then alex gives us a convincing fan theory about hamlet and an accompanying fanfic. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 44: sonic high school - episode 3

    March 6th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins
    action, adventure, amy, books, cgi, chaos emeralds, charmeebee, comedy, copyright, criticism, critique, dr. robotnik, drama, eggman, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fast, films, franchises, funny, games, hedgehog, high school, hilarious, jim carey, knuckles, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mario, movies, mystery, nintendo, nintendo wii, reading, review, rings, rouge, running, school, sega, shadow, silver, sonic, sonic colors, sonic legends, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog movie, tails, tails the fox, tough, tv, vector, video games

    this week, the guys read the conclusion to the four-part trilogy, sonic high school. it's crazy and you won't believe the twists and turns that occur in only 6 chapters. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 43: sonic high school - episode 2

    February 14th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins
    420, action, adventure, blaze, books, climate change, comedy, episode, fanfic, fanfiction, high school, literature, maury, nerd, sega, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, video games

    this week, the guys talk about digital anthropology, ryan's cold doesn't ruin the dark second chapter of the trilogy, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 42: sonic high school - episode 1

    January 24th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 17 mins
    420, action, adventure, blaze, books, climate change, comedy, episode, fanfic, fanfiction, high school, literature, sega, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, video games

    this week, the guys talk about the origins of 420, ryan begins a three part epic, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 41: imagines

    January 10th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 33 secs
    action, adventure, baby yoda, books, comedy, criticism, critique, disney, disney+, dune, episode 9, euphemism, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, frank herbert, funny, gordon ramsay, harry styles, hellenic crusader st. gregory, hilarious, jedi, keanu reeves, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, movies, mystery, negan, neopets, netflix, nsfw, one direction, penis, reading, review, science fiction, slang, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, the white plague, throat spackler, tv, walking dead, yogurt, you

    this week, the guys review a list of sexual terms that have been used in fanfics and then they delve into the sweet, sensual world of "imagines". enjoy.

  • Episode 40: chr***mas special

    December 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 30 secs
    acting, action, adventure, authors, books, charles dickens, chimney, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas eve, christmas stories, christmas story, christmas tree, cold, comedy, criticism, critique, elves, evergreens, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, festivals, festivus, films, funny, ghost of christmas future, ghost of christmas past, ghost of christmas present, ghosts, hauntings, hilarious, holiday, holidays, jim carey, laughs, literary, literature, movies, muppets, neil gaiman, ornaments, presents, reading, reindeer, review, robert zemeckis, rudolph, saturnalia, scrooge, scrooge mcduck, snow, stocking, tiny tim, toys, tv, wasailing, winter, workshop

    in this episode, alex and ryan read a crackfic rewriting of the timeless, chr*mas haunting, a chrstmas carol. merry chrmas to all and thank you for all of your support during this past year. we appreciate you so much! hope santa brought you all you want and the ghost of chr*mas present flashed you the children in his robe.

  • Episode 39: star wars special

    December 13th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins
    action, adventure, baby yoda, blasters, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, disney, disney+, droids, episode 9, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finn, franchises, funny, george lucas, hilarious, jedi, kylo ren, laughs, learning, lightsabers, literary, literature, luke, mandalorian, movies, mystery, netflix, obi-wan kenobi, palpatine, pod racing, poe, poe dameron, reading, review, rey, reylo, science fiction, ship, sith, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, stormtroopers, superheros, titans, tv

    listen as the guys talk about their history with star wars, their enthusiasm for mandalorian, predictions for star wars episode ix, and hear alex read a reylo fic. hope you enjoy!

  • the story thus far...

    December 6th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  10 mins 37 secs
    action, adventure, algorithm, audio drama, audiodrama, books, comedy, computer, criticism, critique, drama, dystopia, elon musk, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, ghostbusters, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, ocean’s 8, reading, review, robots, scary, scripted, sexist, star wars, technology, tv

    have you been keeping up with our saga? this isn't a hint at anything that's to come. not at all. don't even think about it or ask....

    unless?....

  • Episode 38: a beautiful day- sesame street and mister roger's neighborhood fanfics

    November 15th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, big bird, bill nye, books, caillou, cannibalism, clifford, cnn, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, defunctland, detective comics, disney, disney+, donald trump, dragon tales, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, hannibal lector, hilarious, horror, impeachment, jedi, joker, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, marie condo, mister rogers neighborhood, movies, mystery, netflix, oscar the grouch, pbs, queer eye, reading, review, science, sesame street, silence of the lambs, snl, star wars, superheros, taxidermy, titans, tokyo disneyland, tv

    this week, the guys talk about the joker, alex reads two pbs fanfics, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 37: the story of a letter- a back to the future fanfic

    November 8th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 52 secs
    9/11, action, adventure, anime, back to the future, battleships, blockbuster, boats, books, card games, censorship, china, comedy, cowboys, criticism, critique, danny gonzalez, delorean, disney, doc brown, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, joker, kantai collection, kanye west, laughs, letter, literary, literature, marty mcfly, mexican joker, movies, music, nba, neil gaiman, pearl harbor, pooh bear, reading, review, ship girls, south park, the final countdown, time machine, time travel, tv, world war two, ww2

    this week, the guys give their DEFINITIVE stance on the china situation, talk about big "breasted" ww2 battleship girls, and ryan presents alex with a really intriguing back to the future fanfic. hope you enjoy!

  • the movie cellar

    November 7th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  1 hr 26 mins
    9/11, action, america, apocalypse now, army, bill murray, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, freedom, funny, gaming, garfield, heart of darkness, hilarious, horror, kronk, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, obama, patriotism, reading, review, special forces, the bee movie, tv shows, war

    in this week's bonus episode, the boy's heads are on spikes and they are prominently displayed in the square to ward off any other capitalist dogs. you probably won't notice though because chris, dan, and george do such a great job! hope you enjoy the movie cellar, thanks guys!

  • the angry dad

    October 30th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  16 mins 57 secs
    action, aliens, angry, angry dad, asthma, baseball, baseball bat, bat, books, catholicism, christianity, comedy, criticism, critique, dad, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, flying saucer, funny, gaming, hilarious, holy water, horror, invasion, joaquin phoenix, joe rogan, joker, laughs, literary, literature, m night shyamalan, mel gibson, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, reading, review, signs, tv shows, ufo, ufos

    the people's army is knocking and ryan and alex are cowering, guilty of all of their past sins. they know just how much labor they've exploited. they know that their time is up soon. the angry dad has never been angrier. hope you enjoy.