suck my (fan) fic.

this is a podcast about fanfic. we take it seriously

About the show

we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.

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Episodes

  • Episode 34: season review

    August 30th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 10 mins
    action, books, comedy, countdown, criticism, critique, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finding nemo, funny, game of thrones, george rr martin, harry potter, hilarious, history, laughs, literary, literature, mario, movies, mystery, national treasure, neil gaiman, nintendo, pokemon, queer eye, ranking, reading, review, rugrats, santa, season finale, sitcom, tv

    to cap off the end of season 1, alex and ryan rank and talk about their favorite episodes and their favorite fics! they also thank the listeners and the lovers. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 33: babydoll- a genderbent teen wolf fanfic

    August 23rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  42 mins 50 secs
    action, anne hathaway, books, chick fil a, comedy, criticism, critique, cross country, derek, derek hale, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fashion, films, funny, genderbend, genderbent, ghostbusters, goddess, hilarious, history, lacrosse, laughs, lesbian love, lesbians, lgbt, lgbt+, lgbtq, library, literary, literature, movies, mtv, mystery, new york, oceans 8, reading, review, star wars, sterek, stiles, stiles stalinski, teen wolf, the devil wears prada, tv, women are funny get over it

    this week alex and rylyn talk about two of their favorite fanfics: teen wolf and the devil wears prada. they both sort of sound like they have colds or something. who knows. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 32: until the end of time- an anne frank fanfic (sorry, world)

    August 16th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 1 min
    action, adolf hitler, adventure, amsterdam, anne frank, barack obama, books, chichi, comedy, crackfic, criticism, critique, diary, diary of a young girl, dragonball, dragonball super, dragonball z, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fdr, films, franchises, franklin delano roosevelt, funny, germany, goku, hilarious, history, joe biden, justin bieber, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, nazi germany, obama, reading, review, saiyan, secret annex, super saiyan, trollfic, tv, world war 2, world war two, ww2

    we're sorry for this one but it had to happen.

  • Episode 31: endgame- a sherlock mystery

    August 9th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 10 mins
    action, adventure, alan moore, benedict cumberbatch, bilbo baggins, books, britain, comedy, communities, criticism, critique, dc, dc comics, detective, dr. strange, england, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, games, harry houdini, hilarious, laughs, literary, literature, london, marvel, movies, mystery, netflix, olympics, reading, review, sherlock, sir arthur conan doyle, stranger things, séance, tv, uk, video games

    in this week's episode, ryan and alex talk about one of the largest fandoms on the internet, sherlock. hope you all enjoy!

  • Episode 30: life in skyrim as an npc

    August 2nd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 24 mins
    action, adventure, alan moore, bethesda studio, black widow, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dc, dc comics, dcom, disney, disney plus, disney+, dr. strange, dragons, eternals, falcon and the winter soldier, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, funny, games, hawkeye, hbo, hilarious, knights, lady thor, laughs, literary, literature, loki, magic, marvel, marvel cinematic universe, mcu, movies, neil gaiman, netflix, queer eye, reading, review, skyrim, stranger things, thor: love and thunder, tv, video games, wandavision, warriors, watchmen, what if

    in this week's episode, ryan and alex talk about the new watchmen series, give their opinions on marvel phase four, and read a great fanfic about skyrim. join them as they reminisce.

  • Episode 29: suck my (fan) theory.

    July 26th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  47 mins 56 secs
    27 club, action, adventure, africa, alex jones, angelica pickles, apollo program, astronauts, babies, bananas, books, calabasas, candy, chocolate, comedy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, crime, criticism, critique, eric dubet, exorcist, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fan theory, fanfic, fanfiction, films, flat earth, funny, gingers, hilarious, hippies, hoax, jimi hendrix, kids, laughs, leaving neverland, literary, literature, milton hershey, monsterquest, movies, music, musical, mystery machine, oompa loompas, oprah, oprah winfrey, paleontology, parody, peace, philanthropy, puns, pygmies, reading, review, richard m. nixon, rugrats, russia, safe for work, satire, science experiments, scooby doo, scooby dooby doo, sfw, shaggy, song, soviet union, space race, steve jobsmystery inc, sugar, tv, vietnam, willy wonka

    Join the suck my (fan) theory team as they explore three though-provoking fan theories. Where did Scooby Doo come from? What sadistic things did Willy Wonka do to secure his candy empire? Are the Rugrats made up? Find out here! There is also exclusive content that you won't want to miss at the end of the episode! Enjoy.

  • Rugrats, All Made Up?

    July 24th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  16 mins 36 secs
    action, adventure, alex jones, angelica pickles, babies, bananas, books, comedy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, criticism, critique, eric dubet, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, flat earth, funny, gingers, hilarious, hoax, kids, laughs, literary, literature, monsterquest, movies, music, oprah, oprah winfrey, paleontology, philanthropy, reading, review, richard m. nixon, rugrats, safe for work, scooby doo, sfw, song, tv

    Join the suck my (fan) theory team as they explore the truth behind Angelica Pickles' world famous book, "Tales of the Rugrats". Are the accusations true that she made up all of the stories of she and her baby friends? Find out here!

  • Willy Wonka, The Candy Man Can't

    July 22nd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  16 mins 34 secs
    action, adventure, africa, books, candy, chocolate, comedy, conspiracy theory, crime, criticism, critique, exorcist, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fan theory, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, kids, laughs, leaving neverland, literary, literature, milton hershey, monsterquest, movies, music, musical, oompa loompas, parody, puns, pygmies, reading, review, richard m. nixon, safe for work, satire, scooby doo, sfw, song, steve jobs, sugar, tv, vietnam, willy wonka

    Join the suck my (fan) theory team as they explore the truth behind Willy Wonka and his sadistic business practices. What has he done? What is he hiding? Find out here!

  • Scooby Doo, Who Are You?

    July 19th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  12 mins 30 secs
    27 club, action, adventure, apollo program, astronauts, books, calabasas, comedy, conspiracy theory, crime, criticism, critique, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fan theory, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, hippies, jimi hendrix, kids, laughs, literary, literature, monsterquest, movies, mystery inc, mystery machine, parody, peace, reading, review, richard m. nixon, russia, safe for work, satire, science experiments, scooby doo, scooby dooby doo, sfw, shaggy, soviet union, space race, tv, vietnam

    Join the suck my (fan) theory team as they explore the truth behind Scooby Doo and his Mystery Inc. friends. Are they draft dodgers? Something else? Find out here!

  • Episode 28: the death of spongebob

    July 12th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 14 mins
    action, adventure, authorial intent, bikini bottom, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dcom, death of the author, disney, disney channel original movies, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, federal judge, films, funny, game of thrones, good omens, hilarious, krusty krab, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mr. krabs, murder mystery, neil gaiman, niagara falls, nickelodeon, patrick star, plankton, reading, review, science, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, squidward tentacles, stranger things, true confessions, true crime, tv

    in this week's episode the ryan and alex talk about some a terrible federal judge, more neil gaiman, dcom's, and read an imposing murder mystery at the krusty krab.

  • Episode 27: my true feelings- a jimmy neutron fanfic

    July 5th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 26 mins
    action, adventure, authorial intent, books, carl wheezer, censorship, chance the rapper, china, cindy vortex, comedy, community, criticism, critique, death of the author, fairly odd parents, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, fourth of july, funny, george rr martin, hilarious, hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut ouuuu caribou!, independence day, inventions, jimmy, jimmy neutron, kardashians, laughs, literary, literature, movies, neil gaiman, nickelodeon, reading, review, science, sheen estevez, the beatles, tv, uncle sam

    in this week's episode the ryan and alex talk about some fanfic news as well as read a fun jimmy neutron fanfic! there's also a special, star-spangled surprise that is quite saucy that you won't want to miss ;)

  • Episode 26: mad libs- a choose your own fic episode

    June 28th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, apes, avengers, books, choices, comedy, criticism, critique, curious george, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, graduate school, green ranger, hermoine granger, hilarious, hitler, laughs, literary, literature, mad libs, man in the yellow hat, mighty morphin power rangers, mmpr, movies, nazi germany, orville peck, paris, power rangers, primates, reading, recorder, red ranger, review, rose tico, soccer, star wars, stonewall jackson, thanos, the last jedi, tv, urkel

    in this week's episode the ryan and alex try out a random fanfic generator. afterwords, in the spirit of choices (their award winning youtube series) ryan lets alex pic a fic from three choices. it's a great 26(66)th episode!

  • Episode 25: finding noirmo- a pixar fanfic

    June 21st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  52 mins 31 secs
    action, adventure, black and white, books, bugs life, cigarettes, cigars, comedy, criticism, critique, crush, detective, disney, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, finding dory, finding nemo, fish, funny, hilarious, jaws, laughs, literary, literature, monsters inc, movies, mystery, news, noir, old films, onward, pixar, reading, review, seaturtles, sharks, stingray, the incredibles, the turtle, toy story, toy story 2, toy story 3, toy story 4, tv, up, wall-e

    in this week's episode the guys read their first fan-written fanfic! it's a hilarious piece that concludes the "finding" trilogy from pixar but with a twist, it's noir. do you like fish, dark times, environmental messaging, and smoking cigarettes underwater? well this is the episode for you!

  • Episode 24: what dreams may come- a collection of sandman dreams

    June 14th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 12 mins
    action, adventure, amazon prime video, american gods, books, broadway, cats, comedy, comic books, comics, criticism, critique, dc, dc comics, death, delirium, desire, despair, destiny, destruction, dream, dreams, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, good omens, harry potter, harry potter and the cursed child, hilarious, jk rowling, laughs, literary, literature, morpheus, movies, neil gaiman, news, nyc, plays, reading, review, sandman, shakespeare, starz, the endless, tv, vertigo, washington square park

    in this week's episode the guys talk about their scariest dreams and then alex talks about something he will be forever stoked on, sandman. they read a collection of sandman drabbles and talk about the value of dreams. hope you enjoy and get inspiried to read this epic!

  • Episode 23: no reservations- a narnia fanfic

    June 7th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 17 mins
    action, adventure, anthony bourdain, battles, blog, books, castle, chef, chronicles of narnia, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, cs lewis, eating, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, food, funny, george rr martin, hilarious, john lennon, journalism, jrr tolkien, laughs, lil wayne, literary, literature, medieval, movies, narnia, news, no reservations, nyc, old glory, producer, radio, reading, reporting, review, the beatles, the flag, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, the smithsonian, tv, washington dc, werewolves, writing

    in this week's episode the guys give their game of thrones, season 8 review and then ryan reads probably the best fanfic the guys have read thus far. it's a wonderfully written piece about anthony bourdain visiting narnia. it is a beautiful tribute. don't listen to this episode if you are hungy. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 22: veritas, veritas- a supernatural fanfic

    May 31st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 22 mins
    action, adventure, africa, anthropology, aquaman, arrow, avengers, books, castiel, chevrolet, classic rock, comedy, criticism, critique, cw, d&d, dean, dungeons and dragons, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, fox, funny, geography, hilarious, impala, laughs, literary, literature, map, marvel, movies, mulder, news, pitbull, reading, review, roleplaying, sam, scully, supernatural, the adventure zone, the flash, toto, tv, university of florida, veritas, worldwide, x files

    in this week's episode the guys give their avengers: endgame review and then alex talks about one of his favorite fandoms, supernatural. they read a really cool supernatural crossover fanfic but the cross is a surprise. they also dote on reading. how boring, amirite?