suck my (fan) fic.

Episode 56: the player and the board - a tetris fanfic

October 16th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 33 mins

1980s, 80s, 80s rock, action, adventure, behold the man, books, calculators, comedy, criticism, critique, eddie van halen, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, gaming, hilarious, laughs, learning, literary, literature, metal, movies, mystery, nostalgia, objectum sexual, reading, retro games, retro gaming, review, rock, scifi, space invaders, tetrinos, tetris, tetris is sexy, the moon is a harsh mistress, tv, van halen

this week alex and ryan google fanfic news, talk about the love between a woman and tetris, and read a tetris fanfic. who cares if they don't post often. at least you're getting something and it's free. well besides the time it costs you. but quite frankly, that's your business, not theirs. they can't tell you how to spend your time or live your life. they can just be there for you when you want to zone out and have a little fun. phew. been a while since anyone's done anything like that, huh? anyway, have a good night.

Episode 55: fiverr episode part 1

August 31st, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 27 mins

9/11, action, ads, adventure, books, calvin and hobbes, charlie brown, coffee shop, coffeeshop fic, comedy, comic strips, commission, criticism, critique, dennis the menace, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, filthy frank, fiverr, fox-kin, foxes, franchises, funny, furries, furry, fursona, harry potter, hermione granger, hilarious, initials, it could happen here, j pop, j-pop, joji, k pop, k-pop, kyle, kylo, kylo ren, laughs, learning, literary, literature, magic, mashable, ministry of magic, movies, mystery, nyc, peanuts, reading, review, rey, rey skywalker, reylo, snoopy, soulmates, south park, star wars, the cursed child, the plot against america, tv, wand, zootopia

this week the guys talk about how trash mashable is and then alex reveals the fiverr commissions he had written for ryan. hope you enjoy!

Episode 54: to take care - an avatar: the last airbender fic

August 14th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

aang, action, adventure, air bending, air fryer, atla, avatar, avatar the last airbender, avatar: the last airbender, books, buzzfeed, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, earth bending, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fire bending, franchises, funny, genocide, hilarious, katara, laughs, learning, literary, literature, m night shamalyan, movies, mystery, nickelodeon, reading, reporting, review, rorschach, sokka, taylor swift, tiktok, tom king, tv, uncle iroh, violence, war, water bending, water buffalos, zuko

this week the guys dunk on buzzfeed and how much they contribute to society. then they read avatar: the last airbender fic after SOMEONE forgets to find a fic for the week. enjoy!

Episode 53: suck my (dungeons and) dragons

August 7th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 46 mins

action, adventure, asgard, books, celestial, combat, comedy, cooperative, criticism, critique, dragons, dungeons, dungeons and dragons, dwarves, epic, faerun, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, gnome keep, gnomes, high fantasy, hilarious, imagination, inn, laughs, learning, literary, literature, magic, manticore, movies, mystery, mythology, odin, paladin, quest, reading, review, role playing, role playing games, role-playing, role-playing games, rpg, storytelling, thor, tiefling, tv, underdark, warlock, warrior, windmill

this week the guys get two of their friends and decide to do a bit of cooperative storytelling (let's call it a fanfic) via the very popular role-playing game, dungeons and dragons. hope you all enjoy!

if you do, the rest of the series can be found on the patreon.

Episode 52: tiktoks and soulmates

July 31st, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, books, brooklyn 99, charli d’amelia, comedy, community, criticism, critique, dancing, donald duck, dune, dune-iverse, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, grapefruits, hilarious, laughs, learning, lilhuddy, literary, literature, movies, mystery, reading, red string of fate, review, soulmate, soulmates, south park, the giver, the mandalorian, tiktok, tiktok craze, tiktok dance, tv, voodoo, west wing

this week the guys talk about a really... disturbing? tiktok fanfic craze. then they talk about the soulmate trope and read a beautiful story. enjoy!

Episode 51: storm episode 51

July 24th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  41 mins 37 secs

action, adventure, airplanes, alien cheeks, alien theories, aliens, bob lazar, books, clapping alien cheeks, comedy, conspiracy theories, criticism, critique, didn’t, dungeons and dragons, epstein, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, flying objects, franchises, funny, graphic novels, hilarious, himself, jeffrey, kill, laughs, learning, literary, literature, loch ness monster, maus, memery, memes, movies, my little pony, mystery, naruto running, outer space, paleozoic, reading, review, secrets, skunk ape, the government, they can’t stop us all, tree-fiddy, tv, ufos, unidentified flying objects, ununhexium, world war 2

this week the guys learn that ryan's apartment has a terrible echo and then talk about the storm area 51 meme-phenomenon. finally they reveal deep secrets about their personal lives (sort of and only vaguely). enjoy!

Episode 50: 50 shades of fanfic: crossover spectacular!

June 26th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 1 min

1984, 50 shades, 50 shades darker, 50 shades freed, 50 shades of grey, a song of ice and fire, action, adventure, anastasia steele, bdsm, bella, board games, bondage, books, christian grey, cocaine, comedy, criticism, critique, danny devito in a wig, disney, doom patrol, dune, edward, el james, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, game of thrones, herpes, hilarious, hunters of dune, jaws, kink, kninky, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, pokemon, reading, relationships, review, s&m, smut, the little mermaid, the weeknd, tv, twilight, writing

happy 50 episodes! thank you all for listening and sticking around. in this episode the guys discuss 50 shades of grey and its illustrious origin, starting off as fanfic. from there, they read some pretty solid crossovers. enjoy!

Episode 49: zootopia and top 5 comic lists

June 22nd, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 19 mins

abortion, action, adventure, alan moore, alex ross, anime, axe cop, batman, beet the vandal buster, books, calvin and hobbes, comedy, comic books, comics, criticism, critique, dc, dc comics, disney, dream, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, graphic novels, hilarious, kingdom come, laughs, learning, literary, literature, manga, marvelman, miracle man, mister miracle, morpheus, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, predator, prey, reading, review, saga, sandman, starman, superman, the omega men, tom king, trade paperbacks, tv, v for vendetta, watchmen, y the last man, zootopia

this episode the guys give their top 5 graphic novel and trade paperback lists (and maybe one just for alan moore) as well as read a short but very interesting zootopia fic. enjoy!

Episode 48: mirror-girl - a twilight fanfic

May 22nd, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 22 mins

action, adventure, bella, bisexual, books, captain kirk, comedy, criticism, critique, derfing, dune, edward, edythe, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, genderbend, hammock life, hammocks, hilarious, laughs, learning, lesbian, literary, literature, manic vampiric dream girl, mary sue, mirror, mormonism, movies, mystery, reading, review, slash, slashfic, soaking, spock, star trek, stephanie meyer, tv, twilight, vampires, werewolves, ya, young adult

this week the guys talk about the first published fanfic, twilight, and relaxation. enjoy!

Episode 47: alita: battle angel part 2 REVIEW

May 15th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 26 mins

action, adventure, alita, alita battle angel, anime, battle, battle angel, books, canon, cinema, comedy, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, cyborgs, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, film, films, franchises, funny, future, hilarious, james cameron, laughs, learning, libby, libraries, literary, literature, manga, movies, mystery, reading, review, son of saul, tv

ryan read the manga. alex watched the anime and live-action movie. listen as they review all three and talk about the responsiblity studios have to fans. enjoy!

Episode 46: alita: battle angel part 1

April 17th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins

action, adventure, alita, alita battle angel, anime, batman, battle, battle angel, bbc, books, broadchurch, canon, comedy, comics, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, cyborgs, dc comics, detective, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, hilarious, james cameron, laughs, learning, literary, literature, manga, mister miracle, movies, mystery, omega men, reading, review, the vision, tom king, tv

this week, the guys discuss canon as well as start reading a fic hoping to profit, but ending with the start of a journey of self-discovery. hope you enjoy!

suck my (fan) news - xiao zhan and falling

April 6th, 2020  |  Season 0  |  5 mins 2 secs

action, adventure, artistic freedom, books, breaking news, c-pop, censorship, china, comedy, criticism, critique, expression, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, free speech, funny, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, lgbtq rights, literary, literature, mobs, movies, mystery, news, reading, review, stans, the untamed, totalitarianism, tv, twitter, x-fire

tune in now as alex covers the breaking xiao zhan and archive of our own news story! (not clickbait)

Episode 45: the ophelia problem

March 13th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 24 mins

acting, action, adventure, books, classical, classical theater, classical theatre, comedy, criticism, critique, denmark, drama, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fortinbras, franchises, frank herbert, funny, hamlet, herbert, hilarious, hobbit, iambic pentameter, j rr tokien, laughs, learning, literary, literature, lord of the rings, lotr, movies, mystery, ophelia, plays, polonius, reading, review, science fiction, shakespeare, the hobbit, theater, theatre, tolkien, tv, william shakespeare

this week the guys talk about the illustrious herbert v. tolkien debate and then alex gives us a convincing fan theory about hamlet and an accompanying fanfic. hope you enjoy!

Episode 44: sonic high school - episode 3

March 6th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins

action, adventure, amy, books, cgi, chaos emeralds, charmeebee, comedy, copyright, criticism, critique, dr. robotnik, drama, eggman, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fast, films, franchises, funny, games, hedgehog, high school, hilarious, jim carey, knuckles, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mario, movies, mystery, nintendo, nintendo wii, reading, review, rings, rouge, running, school, sega, shadow, silver, sonic, sonic colors, sonic legends, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog movie, tails, tails the fox, tough, tv, vector, video games

this week, the guys read the conclusion to the four-part trilogy, sonic high school. it's crazy and you won't believe the twists and turns that occur in only 6 chapters. hope you enjoy!

Episode 43: sonic high school - episode 2

February 14th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins

420, action, adventure, blaze, books, climate change, comedy, episode, fanfic, fanfiction, high school, literature, maury, nerd, sega, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, video games

this week, the guys talk about digital anthropology, ryan's cold doesn't ruin the dark second chapter of the trilogy, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

Episode 42: sonic high school - episode 1

January 24th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 17 mins

420, action, adventure, blaze, books, climate change, comedy, episode, fanfic, fanfiction, high school, literature, sega, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, video games

this week, the guys talk about the origins of 420, ryan begins a three part epic, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!