suck my (fan) fic.

suck my (fan) news - xiao zhan and falling

April 6th, 2020  |  Season 0  |  5 mins 2 secs

action, adventure, artistic freedom, books, breaking news, c-pop, censorship, china, comedy, criticism, critique, expression, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, free speech, funny, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, lgbtq rights, literary, literature, mobs, movies, mystery, news, reading, review, stans, the untamed, totalitarianism, tv, twitter, x-fire

tune in now as alex covers the breaking xiao zhan and archive of our own news story! (not clickbait)

Episode 45: the ophelia problem

March 13th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 24 mins

acting, action, adventure, books, classical, classical theater, classical theatre, comedy, criticism, critique, denmark, drama, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fortinbras, franchises, frank herbert, funny, hamlet, herbert, hilarious, hobbit, iambic pentameter, j rr tokien, laughs, learning, literary, literature, lord of the rings, lotr, movies, mystery, ophelia, plays, polonius, reading, review, science fiction, shakespeare, the hobbit, theater, theatre, tolkien, tv, william shakespeare

this week the guys talk about the illustrious herbert v. tolkien debate and then alex gives us a convincing fan theory about hamlet and an accompanying fanfic. hope you enjoy!

Episode 44: sonic high school - episode 3

March 6th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins

action, adventure, amy, books, cgi, chaos emeralds, charmeebee, comedy, copyright, criticism, critique, dr. robotnik, drama, eggman, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fast, films, franchises, funny, games, hedgehog, high school, hilarious, jim carey, knuckles, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mario, movies, mystery, nintendo, nintendo wii, reading, review, rings, rouge, running, school, sega, shadow, silver, sonic, sonic colors, sonic legends, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog movie, tails, tails the fox, tough, tv, vector, video games

this week, the guys read the conclusion to the four-part trilogy, sonic high school. it's crazy and you won't believe the twists and turns that occur in only 6 chapters. hope you enjoy!

Episode 43: sonic high school - episode 2

February 14th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 10 mins

420, action, adventure, blaze, books, climate change, comedy, episode, fanfic, fanfiction, high school, literature, maury, nerd, sega, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, video games

this week, the guys talk about digital anthropology, ryan's cold doesn't ruin the dark second chapter of the trilogy, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

Episode 42: sonic high school - episode 1

January 24th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 17 mins

420, action, adventure, blaze, books, climate change, comedy, episode, fanfic, fanfiction, high school, literature, sega, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, video games

this week, the guys talk about the origins of 420, ryan begins a three part epic, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

Episode 41: imagines

January 10th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 33 secs

action, adventure, baby yoda, books, comedy, criticism, critique, disney, disney+, dune, episode 9, euphemism, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, frank herbert, funny, gordon ramsay, harry styles, hellenic crusader st. gregory, hilarious, jedi, keanu reeves, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, movies, mystery, negan, neopets, netflix, nsfw, one direction, penis, reading, review, science fiction, slang, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, the white plague, throat spackler, tv, walking dead, yogurt, you

this week, the guys review a list of sexual terms that have been used in fanfics and then they delve into the sweet, sensual world of "imagines". enjoy.

Episode 40: chr***mas special

December 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 30 secs

acting, action, adventure, authors, books, charles dickens, chimney, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas eve, christmas stories, christmas story, christmas tree, cold, comedy, criticism, critique, elves, evergreens, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, festivals, festivus, films, funny, ghost of christmas future, ghost of christmas past, ghost of christmas present, ghosts, hauntings, hilarious, holiday, holidays, jim carey, laughs, literary, literature, movies, muppets, neil gaiman, ornaments, presents, reading, reindeer, review, robert zemeckis, rudolph, saturnalia, scrooge, scrooge mcduck, snow, stocking, tiny tim, toys, tv, wasailing, winter, workshop

in this episode, alex and ryan read a crackfic rewriting of the timeless, chr*mas haunting, a chrstmas carol. merry chrmas to all and thank you for all of your support during this past year. we appreciate you so much! hope santa brought you all you want and the ghost of chr*mas present flashed you the children in his robe.

Episode 39: star wars special

December 13th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins

action, adventure, baby yoda, blasters, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, disney, disney+, droids, episode 9, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finn, franchises, funny, george lucas, hilarious, jedi, kylo ren, laughs, learning, lightsabers, literary, literature, luke, mandalorian, movies, mystery, netflix, obi-wan kenobi, palpatine, pod racing, poe, poe dameron, reading, review, rey, reylo, science fiction, ship, sith, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, stormtroopers, superheros, titans, tv

listen as the guys talk about their history with star wars, their enthusiasm for mandalorian, predictions for star wars episode ix, and hear alex read a reylo fic. hope you enjoy!

the story thus far...

December 6th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  10 mins 37 secs

action, adventure, algorithm, audio drama, audiodrama, books, comedy, computer, criticism, critique, drama, dystopia, elon musk, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, ghostbusters, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, ocean’s 8, reading, review, robots, scary, scripted, sexist, star wars, technology, tv

have you been keeping up with our saga? this isn't a hint at anything that's to come. not at all. don't even think about it or ask....

unless?....

Episode 38: a beautiful day- sesame street and mister roger's neighborhood fanfics

November 15th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, big bird, bill nye, books, caillou, cannibalism, clifford, cnn, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, defunctland, detective comics, disney, disney+, donald trump, dragon tales, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, hannibal lector, hilarious, horror, impeachment, jedi, joker, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, marie condo, mister rogers neighborhood, movies, mystery, netflix, oscar the grouch, pbs, queer eye, reading, review, science, sesame street, silence of the lambs, snl, star wars, superheros, taxidermy, titans, tokyo disneyland, tv

this week, the guys talk about the joker, alex reads two pbs fanfics, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!