suck my (fan) fic.

Episode 12: yaaasss queen- queer eye comes to hogwarts

March 29th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  57 mins 35 secs

antoni porowski, bobby berk, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, draco malfoy, fab 5, fab five, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, fashion, funny, gafs, goblet of fire, goofs, harry potter, hermoine granger, hilarious, hogwarts, interior design, johnathan van ness, karamo brown, laughs, literature, madame maxime, makeover, netflix, orlando, queer eye, review, ron weasley, style, tan france, transformation, universal studios, warner brothers

in this week's episode, the guys discuss one of ryan's favorite shows... queer eye. they read a fan fic that explores what would happen if the #fab5 went across the pond and into the wizarding world to makeover one of harry potter's most beloved characters: rubius hagrid.

Episode 11: game night- a yugioh fanfic

March 22nd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 13 mins

ancient egypt, anime, birthday, board games, books, card games, cartoon, comedy, critique, egypt, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, games, japan, joey, literary, literature, manga, monopoly, new york, pharoah, review, uno, where's yugi's dad, yu-gi-oh, yugioh

in this week's episode, the guys discuss alex's favorite thing as a kid: yugioh. they read a fanfic titled "game night" where yugi has to channel the heart of the cards to win at uno.

Episode 10: westerosmania- a game of thrones fanfic

March 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 16 mins

brock lesnar, cersei, comedy, critique, dwayne johnson, dwayne the rock johnson, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, game of thrones, game of thrones season 8, george martin, george rr martin, got, hulk hogan, joffrey, lannisters, literature, ned stark, orlando, publishing, review, stark, the mountain, the rock, tyrion, winter is coming, world wrestling entertainment, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wwe, wwf

in this episode, the guys discuss George R.R. Martin's opinions on fanfic and then review a story describing what would happen if professional wrestlers fought for the iron throne.

Episode 9: the mario murder mystery

March 8th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  33 mins 55 secs

birdo, books, bowser, comedy, crime, criticism, critique, daisy, drama, dramedy, entertainment, fanfiction, funny, gaming, humor, joke, literary, literature, luigi, mario, mario jumpan, mario party, murder, mystery, nintendo, nintendo 64, nintendo switch, overdramatic, parody, peach, princess daisy, princess peach, review, rosalina, satire, super mario, super mario land, super smash bros, toad, true crime, truecrime, unsolved crime, unsolved mystery, video games, waluigi, wario, wattpad, whodunnit, yoshi

join the suck my (true) crime team as they go inside the mario murder mystery and uncover what really happened on that fateful mushvember day in this (fake) true crime fanfiction podcast.

Episode 8: the will to showbiz- a rick and morty fanfic

March 3rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 26 mins

adult swim, american dad, bill clinton, bill cosby, burping, chipotle, comedy, community, criticism, critique, dan harmon, dog world, dr. pepper, drunk, family guy, fan fic, fan-submitted, fanfiction, grand canyon, humor, justin roiland, laughs, literature, mcdonald's, morty, pickle rick, politics, review, rick, rick and morty, robot chicken, scrubs, snowball, szechuan sauce, taco bell, teleplay, trump

in this episode, the guys review a rick and morty fan written screenplay. in honor of the show and it's creator, justin roiland, the guys decide to act out multiple voices and discuss the show all while being drunk. WARNING: there is a lot of burping.

Episode 7: pewdiepie's majestic adventure- a youtube fanfic

February 24th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 33 mins

ai, bill, bill clinton, clinton, comedy, courtroom, crime, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, drama, dystopia, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fanfiction, fic, fiddler on the roof, gary, google, judaism, literary, literature, love, marzia, memes, musical, pewdiepie, podcast, pugs, review, romance, spongebob, t series, war games, youtube

in this episode the guys read pewdiepie's majestic adventure in an attempt to help stop t-series. they also have a nice little bonus story ;)

Episode 6: drabblefest

February 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 15 mins

air bud, basketball, bisexuals, books, bumblebee, captain america, cinematic, comedy, craig, criticism, critique, dogs, eiffel tower, elvis, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fic, football, gold, golden retrievers, halsey, harry, harry potter, hobbit, hogwarts, interview, ira glass, knotting, literary, literature, magic, marvel, mcu, melanie martinez, metoo, mpreg, npr, optimus prime, paris, park, potter, president, puns, reading, review, smaug, south, south park, spain, squib, steve rogers, stories, token, tolkein, transformers, tweak, wand, wizards, yaoi

in this week's episode the guys have their first drabblefest! they read 7 different drabbles. some things discussed include harry potter, south park, the mcu, the hobbit, transformers, air bud, and society's unfair expectations for bisexuals.

Episode 5: tumbling towers- a harry potter fanfic

February 11th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 32 mins

9/11, alternate history, book, books, comedy, criticism, critique, entertainment, fan, fanfiction, fic, fiction, fluff, harry, harry potter, hermoine granger, hogwarts, literary, literature, magic, new york, new york city, pod, podcast, podcasting, potter, review, ron weasley, spell, terrorism, towers, tragedy, tumbling, wand, wizards, world trade center

in this episode the guys discuss a pretty unique take on harry potter fan fiction.

Episode 2: battle royale- an arthur (pbs) fanfic

January 23rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 30 mins

aardvark, arthur, battle royale, christianity, christians, comedy, criticism, critique, fanfiction, fortnite, fortnite game, funny, mature, pbs, priests, review, survival

in this episode the boys discuss fortnite, Battle Royale, Christianity, and Arthur

Episode 1: rectified anonymity- a pokemon fanfic

January 11th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 23 mins

adult, analysis, books, comedian, comedy, comical, commentary, criticism, critique, entertainment, fanfic, fanfiction, funny, gardevoir, literature, litreview, mature, misty, new york, pokemon, pokephilia, review, star trek, star wars, two guys

in this episode we talk about why we're talking about fan fic, common tropes in sexual fan fics, and pokephilia.

enjoy!