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Episode 15: tinseltown- an indiana jones fanfic

April 12th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, anthropology, antiquarian, archaeology, artifacts, books, china, chris pratt, comedy, comic strips, comics, criticism, critique, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, flash gordon, funny, gafs, george lucas, goofs, hero’s journey, hilarious, hollywood, indiana jones, joseph campbell, kingdom of the crystal skull, laughs, literary, literature, mexico, monkeys, movies, museums, pulp, raiders of the lost ark, reading, review, samurai, shia lebouf, shortround, star wars, stephen spielberg, temple of doom, the last crusade, trilogy, vikings

in this week's episode, alex finally covers two different fanfics from one of his favorite franchises, indiana jones! they are "four times indiana jones almost found an artifact and one time he did" and "tinseltown". they also talk about history, antiquarians, and modern archaeological practices. it's really quite a romp.

Episode 14: story time with ryan and big al, your pal!

April 5th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  43 mins 54 secs

barack obama, batcave, batman, bernie sanders, books, bruce wayne, clark kent, comedy, comic strips, comics, criticism, critique, dc, detective comics, diana prince, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, for kids, funny, gafs, garfield, garfield the cat, goofs, green lantern, hawkgirl, hilarious, john stewart, kid friendly, laughs, literary, literature, nicolas cage, obama, odie the dog, pbs, reading, review, shayera hol, superheroes, superman, the devil, the flash, wally west, wonder woman

hey kids! this week, ryan and big al, your pal, read stories about garfield, the fluffy little orange kitten and the dc superhero universe! they realized that they weren't making anything family friendly and decided to change that! unfortunately, they had already picked fan fics for the week and both of them were extremely inappropriate. they do their best to censor them in real time.

Episode 13: queer eye- sandor clegane edition

March 31st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins

a song of fire and ice, antoni porowski, bobby berk, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, fab 5, fab five, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, fashion, funny, gafs, game of thrones, george rr martin, goofs, got, hbo, hilarious, horses, infinity war, interior design, joffrey lannister, johnathan van ness, karamo brown, laughs, literature, london, makeover, marvel cinematic universe, mcu, netflix, queer eye, review, sandor clegane, sansa stark, season 8, style, tan france, the hound, the mountain, transformation

in this week's bonus episode, the guys continue reading fics for one of ryan's favorite shows... queer eye. they read a fan fic that explores what would happen if the #fab5 once again went across the pond but this time into a modern universe of the game of thrones. in this episode, the guys have a much harder time cracking the tough nut that is, sandor clegane aka the hound.

Episode 12: yaaasss queen- queer eye comes to hogwarts

March 29th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  57 mins 35 secs

antoni porowski, bobby berk, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, draco malfoy, fab 5, fab five, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, fashion, funny, gafs, goblet of fire, goofs, harry potter, hermoine granger, hilarious, hogwarts, interior design, johnathan van ness, karamo brown, laughs, literature, madame maxime, makeover, netflix, orlando, queer eye, review, ron weasley, style, tan france, transformation, universal studios, warner brothers

in this week's episode, the guys discuss one of ryan's favorite shows... queer eye. they read a fan fic that explores what would happen if the #fab5 went across the pond and into the wizarding world to makeover one of harry potter's most beloved characters: rubius hagrid.

Episode 11: game night- a yugioh fanfic

March 22nd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 13 mins

ancient egypt, anime, birthday, board games, books, card games, cartoon, comedy, critique, egypt, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, games, japan, joey, literary, literature, manga, monopoly, new york, pharoah, review, uno, where's yugi's dad, yu-gi-oh, yugioh

in this week's episode, the guys discuss alex's favorite thing as a kid: yugioh. they read a fanfic titled "game night" where yugi has to channel the heart of the cards to win at uno.

Episode 10: westerosmania- a game of thrones fanfic

March 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 16 mins

brock lesnar, cersei, comedy, critique, dwayne johnson, dwayne the rock johnson, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, game of thrones, game of thrones season 8, george martin, george rr martin, got, hulk hogan, joffrey, lannisters, literature, ned stark, orlando, publishing, review, stark, the mountain, the rock, tyrion, winter is coming, world wrestling entertainment, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wwe, wwf

in this episode, the guys discuss George R.R. Martin's opinions on fanfic and then review a story describing what would happen if professional wrestlers fought for the iron throne.

Episode 7: pewdiepie's majestic adventure- a youtube fanfic

February 24th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 33 mins

ai, bill, bill clinton, clinton, comedy, courtroom, crime, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, drama, dystopia, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fanfiction, fic, fiddler on the roof, gary, google, judaism, literary, literature, love, marzia, memes, musical, pewdiepie, podcast, pugs, review, romance, spongebob, t series, war games, youtube

in this episode the guys read pewdiepie's majestic adventure in an attempt to help stop t-series. they also have a nice little bonus story ;)

Episode 6: drabblefest

February 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 15 mins

air bud, basketball, bisexuals, books, bumblebee, captain america, cinematic, comedy, craig, criticism, critique, dogs, eiffel tower, elvis, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fic, football, gold, golden retrievers, halsey, harry, harry potter, hobbit, hogwarts, interview, ira glass, knotting, literary, literature, magic, marvel, mcu, melanie martinez, metoo, mpreg, npr, optimus prime, paris, park, potter, president, puns, reading, review, smaug, south, south park, spain, squib, steve rogers, stories, token, tolkein, transformers, tweak, wand, wizards, yaoi

in this week's episode the guys have their first drabblefest! they read 7 different drabbles. some things discussed include harry potter, south park, the mcu, the hobbit, transformers, air bud, and society's unfair expectations for bisexuals.

Episode 4: the land of opportunity- a frozen fanfic

February 3rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 37 mins

america, americana, anna, comedy, criticism, disney, elsa, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fanfiction, fiction, fortnite, frozen, funny, gafs, goofs, hanz, hilarious, ice queen, land of opportunity, laughs, literature, manifest destiny, olaf, president, review, snow queen, spiderman

in this episode, the guys go over tags for fan fic and talk about the US geopolitical struggles of the mid-1800s and how they could have only been fixed by one person... queen elsa of arendelle.

Episode 1: rectified anonymity- a pokemon fanfic

January 11th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 23 mins

adult, analysis, books, comedian, comedy, comical, commentary, criticism, critique, entertainment, fanfic, fanfiction, funny, gardevoir, literature, litreview, mature, misty, new york, pokemon, pokephilia, review, star trek, star wars, two guys

in this episode we talk about why we're talking about fan fic, common tropes in sexual fan fics, and pokephilia.

enjoy!