suck my (fan) fic.

Episode 40: chr***mas special

December 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 30 secs

acting, action, adventure, authors, books, charles dickens, chimney, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas eve, christmas stories, christmas story, christmas tree, cold, comedy, criticism, critique, elves, evergreens, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, festivals, festivus, films, funny, ghost of christmas future, ghost of christmas past, ghost of christmas present, ghosts, hauntings, hilarious, holiday, holidays, jim carey, laughs, literary, literature, movies, muppets, neil gaiman, ornaments, presents, reading, reindeer, review, robert zemeckis, rudolph, saturnalia, scrooge, scrooge mcduck, snow, stocking, tiny tim, toys, tv, wasailing, winter, workshop

in this episode, alex and ryan read a crackfic rewriting of the timeless, chr*mas haunting, a chrstmas carol. merry chrmas to all and thank you for all of your support during this past year. we appreciate you so much! hope santa brought you all you want and the ghost of chr*mas present flashed you the children in his robe.

Episode 39: star wars special

December 13th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins

action, adventure, baby yoda, blasters, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, disney, disney+, droids, episode 9, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finn, franchises, funny, george lucas, hilarious, jedi, kylo ren, laughs, learning, lightsabers, literary, literature, luke, mandalorian, movies, mystery, netflix, obi-wan kenobi, palpatine, pod racing, poe, poe dameron, reading, review, rey, reylo, science fiction, ship, sith, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, stormtroopers, superheros, titans, tv

listen as the guys talk about their history with star wars, their enthusiasm for mandalorian, predictions for star wars episode ix, and hear alex read a reylo fic. hope you enjoy!

the story thus far...

December 6th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  10 mins 37 secs

action, adventure, algorithm, audio drama, audiodrama, books, comedy, computer, criticism, critique, drama, dystopia, elon musk, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, ghostbusters, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, ocean’s 8, reading, review, robots, scary, scripted, sexist, star wars, technology, tv

have you been keeping up with our saga? this isn't a hint at anything that's to come. not at all. don't even think about it or ask....

unless?....

Episode 38: a beautiful day- sesame street and mister roger's neighborhood fanfics

November 15th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, big bird, bill nye, books, caillou, cannibalism, clifford, cnn, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, defunctland, detective comics, disney, disney+, donald trump, dragon tales, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, hannibal lector, hilarious, horror, impeachment, jedi, joker, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, marie condo, mister rogers neighborhood, movies, mystery, netflix, oscar the grouch, pbs, queer eye, reading, review, science, sesame street, silence of the lambs, snl, star wars, superheros, taxidermy, titans, tokyo disneyland, tv

this week, the guys talk about the joker, alex reads two pbs fanfics, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

Episode 37: the story of a letter- a back to the future fanfic

November 8th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 52 secs

9/11, action, adventure, anime, back to the future, battleships, blockbuster, boats, books, card games, censorship, china, comedy, cowboys, criticism, critique, danny gonzalez, delorean, disney, doc brown, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, joker, kantai collection, kanye west, laughs, letter, literary, literature, marty mcfly, mexican joker, movies, music, nba, neil gaiman, pearl harbor, pooh bear, reading, review, ship girls, south park, the final countdown, time machine, time travel, tv, world war two, ww2

this week, the guys give their DEFINITIVE stance on the china situation, talk about big "breasted" ww2 battleship girls, and ryan presents alex with a really intriguing back to the future fanfic. hope you enjoy!

the movie cellar

November 7th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  1 hr 26 mins

9/11, action, america, apocalypse now, army, bill murray, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, freedom, funny, gaming, garfield, heart of darkness, hilarious, horror, kronk, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, obama, patriotism, reading, review, special forces, the bee movie, tv shows, war

in this week's bonus episode, the boy's heads are on spikes and they are prominently displayed in the square to ward off any other capitalist dogs. you probably won't notice though because chris, dan, and george do such a great job! hope you enjoy the movie cellar, thanks guys!

the angry dad

October 30th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  16 mins 57 secs

action, aliens, angry, angry dad, asthma, baseball, baseball bat, bat, books, catholicism, christianity, comedy, criticism, critique, dad, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, flying saucer, funny, gaming, hilarious, holy water, horror, invasion, joaquin phoenix, joe rogan, joker, laughs, literary, literature, m night shyamalan, mel gibson, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, reading, review, signs, tv shows, ufo, ufos

the people's army is knocking and ryan and alex are cowering, guilty of all of their past sins. they know just how much labor they've exploited. they know that their time is up soon. the angry dad has never been angrier. hope you enjoy.

Episode 36: trick or noncon

October 30th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  28 mins 6 secs

action, adventure, books, comedy, coraline, creepypasta, criticism, critique, digits, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fear, films, franchises, fright, funny, gross, halloween, harry potter, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, michael myers, monster, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, noncon, nsfw, reading, review, scare, scary, skeletons, slasher, snape, spell, spooknasty, spooky, tv, wizard

this week, things get spooky. they get scary. and quite frankly, they get pretty gross. hope you enjoy our halloween spooktacular!

Episode 35: fan fic patrol- a doom patrol fanfic

October 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 26 mins

academic, academy, action, adventure, books, comedy, comic books, comics, crazy jane, criticism, critique, danny street, dc, dc comics, dc universe, disability, doom patrol, elastigirl, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, franchises, funny, gators, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, literary, literature, movies, mystery, negative man, reading, review, robotman, school, stan lee, super powers, superheros, the chief, tv, uf, university, x men

please welcome the guys back in the season 2 premiere of suck my (fan) fic. they catch up, talk about the doom patrol, and have some great new things for you to be stoked on. hope you enjoy!

the great scientists

October 18th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  46 mins 57 secs

action, ancient greece, aristotle, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, einstein, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, funny, gaming, german, hilarious, history, horror, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, philosophers, plato, reading, review, science, scientists, shrek, smut, socrates, tv shows

for this bonus episode, alex and ryan, the greedy capitalist pigs who love to exploit free labor, allow their first fan, henry to host the show and plug his second and newest podcast, the great scientists podcast! it's cohosted by his friend, roisin, and they really do a great job. don't forget to follow them on twitter and be on the lookout for their first episode!