suck my (fan) fic.

suck my (fan) news - xiao zhan and falling

April 6th, 2020  |  Season 0  |  5 mins 2 secs

action, adventure, artistic freedom, books, breaking news, c-pop, censorship, china, comedy, criticism, critique, expression, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, free speech, funny, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, lgbtq rights, literary, literature, mobs, movies, mystery, news, reading, review, stans, the untamed, totalitarianism, tv, twitter, x-fire

tune in now as alex covers the breaking xiao zhan and archive of our own news story! (not clickbait)

Episode 45: the ophelia problem

March 13th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 24 mins

acting, action, adventure, books, classical, classical theater, classical theatre, comedy, criticism, critique, denmark, drama, dune, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, fortinbras, franchises, frank herbert, funny, hamlet, herbert, hilarious, hobbit, iambic pentameter, j rr tokien, laughs, learning, literary, literature, lord of the rings, lotr, movies, mystery, ophelia, plays, polonius, reading, review, science fiction, shakespeare, the hobbit, theater, theatre, tolkien, tv, william shakespeare

this week the guys talk about the illustrious herbert v. tolkien debate and then alex gives us a convincing fan theory about hamlet and an accompanying fanfic. hope you enjoy!

Episode 44: sonic high school - episode 3

March 6th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 21 mins

action, adventure, amy, books, cgi, chaos emeralds, charmeebee, comedy, copyright, criticism, critique, dr. robotnik, drama, eggman, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fast, films, franchises, funny, games, hedgehog, high school, hilarious, jim carey, knuckles, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mario, movies, mystery, nintendo, nintendo wii, reading, review, rings, rouge, running, school, sega, shadow, silver, sonic, sonic colors, sonic legends, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog movie, tails, tails the fox, tough, tv, vector, video games

this week, the guys read the conclusion to the four-part trilogy, sonic high school. it's crazy and you won't believe the twists and turns that occur in only 6 chapters. hope you enjoy!

Episode 41: imagines

January 10th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 33 secs

action, adventure, baby yoda, books, comedy, criticism, critique, disney, disney+, dune, episode 9, euphemism, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, frank herbert, funny, gordon ramsay, harry styles, hellenic crusader st. gregory, hilarious, jedi, keanu reeves, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, movies, mystery, negan, neopets, netflix, nsfw, one direction, penis, reading, review, science fiction, slang, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, the white plague, throat spackler, tv, walking dead, yogurt, you

this week, the guys review a list of sexual terms that have been used in fanfics and then they delve into the sweet, sensual world of "imagines". enjoy.

Episode 39: star wars special

December 13th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins

action, adventure, baby yoda, blasters, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, disney, disney+, droids, episode 9, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finn, franchises, funny, george lucas, hilarious, jedi, kylo ren, laughs, learning, lightsabers, literary, literature, luke, mandalorian, movies, mystery, netflix, obi-wan kenobi, palpatine, pod racing, poe, poe dameron, reading, review, rey, reylo, science fiction, ship, sith, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, stormtroopers, superheros, titans, tv

listen as the guys talk about their history with star wars, their enthusiasm for mandalorian, predictions for star wars episode ix, and hear alex read a reylo fic. hope you enjoy!

the story thus far...

December 6th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  10 mins 37 secs

action, adventure, algorithm, audio drama, audiodrama, books, comedy, computer, criticism, critique, drama, dystopia, elon musk, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, ghostbusters, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, ocean’s 8, reading, review, robots, scary, scripted, sexist, star wars, technology, tv

have you been keeping up with our saga? this isn't a hint at anything that's to come. not at all. don't even think about it or ask....

unless?....

Episode 38: a beautiful day- sesame street and mister roger's neighborhood fanfics

November 15th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins

action, adventure, big bird, bill nye, books, caillou, cannibalism, clifford, cnn, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, defunctland, detective comics, disney, disney+, donald trump, dragon tales, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, hannibal lector, hilarious, horror, impeachment, jedi, joker, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, marie condo, mister rogers neighborhood, movies, mystery, netflix, oscar the grouch, pbs, queer eye, reading, review, science, sesame street, silence of the lambs, snl, star wars, superheros, taxidermy, titans, tokyo disneyland, tv

this week, the guys talk about the joker, alex reads two pbs fanfics, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

Episode 36: trick or noncon

October 30th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  28 mins 6 secs

action, adventure, books, comedy, coraline, creepypasta, criticism, critique, digits, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fear, films, franchises, fright, funny, gross, halloween, harry potter, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, michael myers, monster, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, noncon, nsfw, reading, review, scare, scary, skeletons, slasher, snape, spell, spooknasty, spooky, tv, wizard

this week, things get spooky. they get scary. and quite frankly, they get pretty gross. hope you enjoy our halloween spooktacular!

Episode 35: fan fic patrol- a doom patrol fanfic

October 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 26 mins

academic, academy, action, adventure, books, comedy, comic books, comics, crazy jane, criticism, critique, danny street, dc, dc comics, dc universe, disability, doom patrol, elastigirl, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, franchises, funny, gators, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, literary, literature, movies, mystery, negative man, reading, review, robotman, school, stan lee, super powers, superheros, the chief, tv, uf, university, x men

please welcome the guys back in the season 2 premiere of suck my (fan) fic. they catch up, talk about the doom patrol, and have some great new things for you to be stoked on. hope you enjoy!

Episode 32: until the end of time- an anne frank fanfic (sorry, world)

August 16th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 1 min

action, adolf hitler, adventure, amsterdam, anne frank, barack obama, books, chichi, comedy, crackfic, criticism, critique, diary, diary of a young girl, dragonball, dragonball super, dragonball z, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fdr, films, franchises, franklin delano roosevelt, funny, germany, goku, hilarious, history, joe biden, justin bieber, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, nazi germany, obama, reading, review, saiyan, secret annex, super saiyan, trollfic, tv, world war 2, world war two, ww2

we're sorry for this one but it had to happen.