suck my (fan) fic.

this is a podcast about fanfic. we take it seriously

About the show

we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.

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also, we have a patreon now, we'd love it if you guys could give us all (at least some?) of your monies.

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Episodes

  • Episode 41: imagines

    January 10th, 2020  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 33 secs
    action, adventure, baby yoda, books, comedy, criticism, critique, disney, disney+, dune, episode 9, euphemism, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, frank herbert, funny, gordon ramsay, harry styles, hellenic crusader st. gregory, hilarious, jedi, keanu reeves, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, movies, mystery, negan, neopets, netflix, nsfw, one direction, penis, reading, review, science fiction, slang, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, the white plague, throat spackler, tv, walking dead, yogurt, you

    this week, the guys review a list of sexual terms that have been used in fanfics and then they delve into the sweet, sensual world of "imagines". enjoy.

  • Episode 40: chr***mas special

    December 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 30 secs
    acting, action, adventure, authors, books, charles dickens, chimney, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, christmas eve, christmas stories, christmas story, christmas tree, cold, comedy, criticism, critique, elves, evergreens, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, festivals, festivus, films, funny, ghost of christmas future, ghost of christmas past, ghost of christmas present, ghosts, hauntings, hilarious, holiday, holidays, jim carey, laughs, literary, literature, movies, muppets, neil gaiman, ornaments, presents, reading, reindeer, review, robert zemeckis, rudolph, saturnalia, scrooge, scrooge mcduck, snow, stocking, tiny tim, toys, tv, wasailing, winter, workshop

    in this episode, alex and ryan read a crackfic rewriting of the timeless, chr*mas haunting, a chrstmas carol. merry chrmas to all and thank you for all of your support during this past year. we appreciate you so much! hope santa brought you all you want and the ghost of chr*mas present flashed you the children in his robe.

  • Episode 39: star wars special

    December 13th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 18 mins
    action, adventure, baby yoda, blasters, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, disney, disney+, droids, episode 9, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finn, franchises, funny, george lucas, hilarious, jedi, kylo ren, laughs, learning, lightsabers, literary, literature, luke, mandalorian, movies, mystery, netflix, obi-wan kenobi, palpatine, pod racing, poe, poe dameron, reading, review, rey, reylo, science fiction, ship, sith, star wars, star wars episode 9, star wars episode ix, stormtroopers, superheros, titans, tv

    listen as the guys talk about their history with star wars, their enthusiasm for mandalorian, predictions for star wars episode ix, and hear alex read a reylo fic. hope you enjoy!

  • the story thus far...

    December 6th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  10 mins 37 secs
    action, adventure, algorithm, audio drama, audiodrama, books, comedy, computer, criticism, critique, drama, dystopia, elon musk, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, future, ghostbusters, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, movies, mystery, ocean’s 8, reading, review, robots, scary, scripted, sexist, star wars, technology, tv

    have you been keeping up with our saga? this isn't a hint at anything that's to come. not at all. don't even think about it or ask....

    unless?....

  • Episode 38: a beautiful day- sesame street and mister roger's neighborhood fanfics

    November 15th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, big bird, bill nye, books, caillou, cannibalism, clifford, cnn, comedy, criticism, critique, dc comics, dc universe, defunctland, detective comics, disney, disney+, donald trump, dragon tales, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, franchises, funny, hannibal lector, hilarious, horror, impeachment, jedi, joker, laughs, learning, literary, literature, mandalorian, marie condo, mister rogers neighborhood, movies, mystery, netflix, oscar the grouch, pbs, queer eye, reading, review, science, sesame street, silence of the lambs, snl, star wars, superheros, taxidermy, titans, tokyo disneyland, tv

    this week, the guys talk about the joker, alex reads two pbs fanfics, and alex and ryan both share two things they're stoked on! hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 37: the story of a letter- a back to the future fanfic

    November 8th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  52 mins 52 secs
    9/11, action, adventure, anime, back to the future, battleships, blockbuster, boats, books, card games, censorship, china, comedy, cowboys, criticism, critique, danny gonzalez, delorean, disney, doc brown, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, joker, kantai collection, kanye west, laughs, letter, literary, literature, marty mcfly, mexican joker, movies, music, nba, neil gaiman, pearl harbor, pooh bear, reading, review, ship girls, south park, the final countdown, time machine, time travel, tv, world war two, ww2

    this week, the guys give their DEFINITIVE stance on the china situation, talk about big "breasted" ww2 battleship girls, and ryan presents alex with a really intriguing back to the future fanfic. hope you enjoy!

  • the movie cellar

    November 7th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  1 hr 26 mins
    9/11, action, america, apocalypse now, army, bill murray, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, freedom, funny, gaming, garfield, heart of darkness, hilarious, horror, kronk, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, obama, patriotism, reading, review, special forces, the bee movie, tv shows, war

    in this week's bonus episode, the boy's heads are on spikes and they are prominently displayed in the square to ward off any other capitalist dogs. you probably won't notice though because chris, dan, and george do such a great job! hope you enjoy the movie cellar, thanks guys!

  • the angry dad

    October 30th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  16 mins 57 secs
    action, aliens, angry, angry dad, asthma, baseball, baseball bat, bat, books, catholicism, christianity, comedy, criticism, critique, dad, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, flying saucer, funny, gaming, hilarious, holy water, horror, invasion, joaquin phoenix, joe rogan, joker, laughs, literary, literature, m night shyamalan, mel gibson, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, reading, review, signs, tv shows, ufo, ufos

    the people's army is knocking and ryan and alex are cowering, guilty of all of their past sins. they know just how much labor they've exploited. they know that their time is up soon. the angry dad has never been angrier. hope you enjoy.

  • Episode 36: trick or noncon

    October 30th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  28 mins 6 secs
    action, adventure, books, comedy, coraline, creepypasta, criticism, critique, digits, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, fear, films, franchises, fright, funny, gross, halloween, harry potter, hilarious, horror, laughs, learning, literary, literature, michael myers, monster, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, noncon, nsfw, reading, review, scare, scary, skeletons, slasher, snape, spell, spooknasty, spooky, tv, wizard

    this week, things get spooky. they get scary. and quite frankly, they get pretty gross. hope you enjoy our halloween spooktacular!

  • Episode 35: fan fic patrol- a doom patrol fanfic

    October 25th, 2019  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 26 mins
    academic, academy, action, adventure, books, comedy, comic books, comics, crazy jane, criticism, critique, danny street, dc, dc comics, dc universe, disability, doom patrol, elastigirl, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, football, franchises, funny, gators, hilarious, laughs, learning, lgbtq, literary, literature, movies, mystery, negative man, reading, review, robotman, school, stan lee, super powers, superheros, the chief, tv, uf, university, x men

    please welcome the guys back in the season 2 premiere of suck my (fan) fic. they catch up, talk about the doom patrol, and have some great new things for you to be stoked on. hope you enjoy!

  • the great scientists

    October 18th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  46 mins 57 secs
    action, ancient greece, aristotle, books, comedy, criticism, critique, drama, einstein, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, funny, gaming, german, hilarious, history, horror, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, philosophers, plato, reading, review, science, scientists, shrek, smut, socrates, tv shows

    for this bonus episode, alex and ryan, the greedy capitalist pigs who love to exploit free labor, allow their first fan, henry to host the show and plug his second and newest podcast, the great scientists podcast! it's cohosted by his friend, roisin, and they really do a great job. don't forget to follow them on twitter and be on the lookout for their first episode!

  • ryan's solo podcast episode

    October 11th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  6 mins
    #metoo, action, blue, blues clues, books, cakes, comedy, criticism, critique, donkey, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, florida, funny, gators, hilarious, history, horror, joe, laughs, layers, literary, literature, magenta, movies, mystery, neil gaiman, nightvale, npr, onions, paprika, pepper, phone call, reading, rebel, review, salt, shrek, simpsons, steve, stoked, tv

    this week ryan decides to try out the solo podcast game. he really doesn' t need alex. alex really only cramps his style. plus he adds so much pretentious nonsense. quite frankly, it's better with just ryan. hope you enjoy!

  • drinkipedia

    October 4th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  35 mins 30 secs
    action, american gods, boat, books, comedy, coming to america, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, folklore, folktales, funny, gaming, gods, hilarious, horror, immigrant, italian, italy, laughs, legends, literary, literature, movies, mr. wednesday, mystery, mythology, myths, neil gaiman, new york, news, pasta, reading, review, shadow, spaghetti, spaghetti monster, tv shows

    for this bonus episode, alex and ryan once again exploit the free labor of hardworking podcasters like some greedy capitalists twirling their mustaches and jumping into their vaults of gold, please welcome the great people at drinkipedia! 2/3 of the group, matt and audra, host and read a fanfic matt wrote for the show! it's great. don't forget to check them out! https://drinkipedia.podbean.com/

  • boos and spirits

    September 29th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  39 mins 14 secs
    action, addams family, bangbros, books, boos, booze, brains, car crash, comedy, cousin it, criticism, critique, drama, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, finger blast, funny, gaming, ghostly, gomez, halloween, hilarious, horror, laughs, literary, literature, mortician, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, orgasms, porn, reading, review, scary, skeletons, spirits, spooky, the heat, the munsters, they’re all dead, tv shows, wednesday

    this week, the lazy duo of alex and ryan let yet another podcast host their show for them, what schmucks, amirite? please welcome boos and spirits! bailie and milton do a wonderful job of reading an addams family fanfic. get ready for ghosts, ghouls, goblins, and orgasms. thanks for hosting, guys! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/boos-and-spirits/id1455432856

  • definitely inappropriate: the heat aka green eyed sex god

    September 20th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  31 mins 16 secs
    50 shades of grey, action, after, anna todd, books, boy bands, brains, comedy, criticism, critique, definitely inappropriate, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, funny, gaming, harry, harry styles, hilarious, incest?, laughs, lgbt, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, nsfw, one direction, porn, reading, review, slay queen, styles, talent, the heat, wattpad, yass

    this week alex and ryan pawn off all of their responsibilities to another podcast: definitely inappropriate. liz and matt read some much needed harry styles fanfic and things get pretty steamy. don't forget to love your heat. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/definitely-inappropriate/id1446390066

  • absurdist news

    September 13th, 2019  |  Season 0  |  37 mins 6 secs
    absurd, absurd news, action, belts, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dat ass, fake news, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, funny, gaming, hilarious, laughs, lgbt, literary, literature, movies, mystery, news, overwatch, overwatch game, reading, review, ship, shipping, shooting games

    this week alex and ryan pawn off all of their responsibilities to another podcast: absurdist news. the boys talk about some overwatch fanfic and do their best to remember.