suck my (fan) fic.

this is a podcast about fanfic. we take it seriously

About the show

we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.

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Episodes

  • Episode 25: finding noirmo- a pixar fanfic

    June 21st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  52 mins 31 secs
    action, adventure, black and white, books, bugs life, cigarettes, cigars, comedy, criticism, critique, crush, detective, disney, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, finding dory, finding nemo, fish, funny, hilarious, jaws, laughs, literary, literature, monsters inc, movies, mystery, news, noir, old films, onward, pixar, reading, review, seaturtles, sharks, stingray, the incredibles, the turtle, toy story, toy story 2, toy story 3, toy story 4, tv, up, wall-e

    in this week's episode the guys read their first fan-written fanfic! it's a hilarious piece that concludes the "finding" trilogy from pixar but with a twist, it's noir. do you like fish, dark times, environmental messaging, and smoking cigarettes underwater? well this is the episode for you!

  • Episode 24: what dreams may come- a collection of sandman dreams

    June 14th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 12 mins
    action, adventure, amazon prime video, american gods, books, broadway, cats, comedy, comic books, comics, criticism, critique, dc, dc comics, death, delirium, desire, despair, destiny, destruction, dream, dreams, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, good omens, harry potter, harry potter and the cursed child, hilarious, jk rowling, laughs, literary, literature, morpheus, movies, neil gaiman, news, nyc, plays, reading, review, sandman, shakespeare, starz, the endless, tv, vertigo, washington square park

    in this week's episode the guys talk about their scariest dreams and then alex talks about something he will be forever stoked on, sandman. they read a collection of sandman drabbles and talk about the value of dreams. hope you enjoy and get inspiried to read this epic!

  • Episode 23: no reservations- a narnia fanfic

    June 7th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 17 mins
    action, adventure, anthony bourdain, battles, blog, books, castle, chef, chronicles of narnia, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, cs lewis, eating, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, food, funny, george rr martin, hilarious, john lennon, journalism, jrr tolkien, laughs, lil wayne, literary, literature, medieval, movies, narnia, news, no reservations, nyc, old glory, producer, radio, reading, reporting, review, the beatles, the flag, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, the smithsonian, tv, washington dc, werewolves, writing

    in this week's episode the guys give their game of thrones, season 8 review and then ryan reads probably the best fanfic the guys have read thus far. it's a wonderfully written piece about anthony bourdain visiting narnia. it is a beautiful tribute. don't listen to this episode if you are hungy. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 22: veritas, veritas- a supernatural fanfic

    May 31st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 22 mins
    action, adventure, africa, anthropology, aquaman, arrow, avengers, books, castiel, chevrolet, classic rock, comedy, criticism, critique, cw, d&d, dean, dungeons and dragons, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, fox, funny, geography, hilarious, impala, laughs, literary, literature, map, marvel, movies, mulder, news, pitbull, reading, review, roleplaying, sam, scully, supernatural, the adventure zone, the flash, toto, tv, university of florida, veritas, worldwide, x files

    in this week's episode the guys give their avengers: endgame review and then alex talks about one of his favorite fandoms, supernatural. they read a really cool supernatural crossover fanfic but the cross is a surprise. they also dote on reading. how boring, amirite?

  • Episode 21: the office, american version

    May 24th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, billie eilish, books, cheers, comedy, criticism, critique, dc, dc universe, doom patrol, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, hollywood, laughs, literary, literature, mash, movies, nbc, negative man, news, reading, review, sammy hagar, saturday night live, siddhartha, snl, steve carell, the office, titans, tv, university of florida, van halen, x-men

    in this week's episode the guys talk about one of ryan's most beloved fandoms, the office. as a cool modern millenial, he dotes on the "totally original and only funny sitcom ever" and reads a cool spec script set in season 2. alex is pretty meh about it. who cares? you don't read these descriptions anyway.

  • Episode 20: alex's fanfic

    May 17th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  54 mins 20 secs
    1950s, 50 shades of grey, action, adventure, after, ao3, books, christmas, comedy, criticism, critique, dick cheney, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fifty shades of grey, funny, harry styles, hilarious, history, hugo awards, iraq war, israel, jew, jewish, laughs, literary, literature, love, matza ball, mensch, movies, news, one direction, presents, psychiatry, reading, review, romance, rudolph, rudolph the red nose reindeer, santa, santa claus, science, syfy, terrorism, twilight, winter

    in this week's episode, to celebrate the 20th episode, alex reads the only fanfic he's ever written. it's about the love between a magical flying creature and just a normal guy. they also talk about fanfic news as well as argue (for an obnoxious amount of time) about music. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 19: the great detective pikachu- a pokemon fanfic

    May 10th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, anime, books, comedy, criticism, critique, detective, detective pikachu, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, god, gundums, hilarious, hollywood, laughs, literary, literature, manga, movies, my little pony, news, pikachu, pokemon, reading, review, ron paul, singing, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, statistics, survey, television, the last jedi, tv, vox

    in this week's episode the guys revisit one of their favorite fandoms: pokemon. thankfully, this time there is no pokephilia or graphic sex scenes that result in death. they also explore the demographics of fan fic writers. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 18: drabblefest part 2

    May 3rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 19 mins
    action, adventure, alex trebek, books, comedy, criticism, critique, despicable me, drake and josh, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, golden girls, hilarious, hollywood, how i met your mother, jeopardy, jj abrams, labyrinth, laughs, literary, literature, lost, movies, nickelodeon, poetry, reading, review, saturday night live, scooby doo, snl, sports, star wars, television, toy story, tv

    hey there you drabble-rousers! in our second drabblefest the guys review 8 different fics! all from different fandoms including labyrinth, scooby doo, golden girls, lost, star wars, how i met your mother, sports, and drake and josh. this is a very fun episode and surprisingly there is no smut, sorry!

  • Episode 17: my scrubs episode

    April 26th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 35 mins
    books, carrie fisher, comedy, criticism, critique, disney, dr. cox, drama, dramas, dramedy, eating disorder, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, finn, funny, harrison ford, hilarious, jd, jj abrams, kylo ren, laughs, literary, literature, medicine, mental health, movies, poe, reading, review, rey, scrubs, serious, sitcoms, situational comedy, star wars, star wars episode 9, turk, tv

    in this week's episode, the guys first try to guess what star wars episode 9 will be about and then get pretty serious. alex's love for scrubs leads him to picking a heavy fanfic. it may be a serious episode but they still hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 16: avengers special

    April 19th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 11 mins
    action, adventure, american gods, avengers, books, captain america, captain marvel, comedy, comic books, comics, criticism, critique, dc, detective comics, disney, doctor strange, dune, endgame, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, george rr martin, graveyard book, hilarious, hollywood, infinity gauntlet, infinity war, infinity watch, iron man, justice league, laughs, literary, literature, marvel, marvel cinematic universe, mcu, movies, neil gaiman, new horizons, reading, review, sandman, spiderman, stan lee, thanos

    in this week's episode, the guys try to ride the wave of the upcoming avengers movie and cover a fic that is probably the actual ending to the infinity saga. they read two fics and also talk about their attitudes towards the mcu. they also talk about neil gaiman and some things they're stoked on. you have to listen! whatever it takes!

  • Episode 15: tinseltown- an indiana jones fanfic

    April 12th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, anthropology, antiquarian, archaeology, artifacts, books, china, chris pratt, comedy, comic strips, comics, criticism, critique, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, flash gordon, funny, gafs, george lucas, goofs, hero’s journey, hilarious, hollywood, indiana jones, joseph campbell, kingdom of the crystal skull, laughs, literary, literature, mexico, monkeys, movies, museums, pulp, raiders of the lost ark, reading, review, samurai, shia lebouf, shortround, star wars, stephen spielberg, temple of doom, the last crusade, trilogy, vikings

    in this week's episode, alex finally covers two different fanfics from one of his favorite franchises, indiana jones! they are "four times indiana jones almost found an artifact and one time he did" and "tinseltown". they also talk about history, antiquarians, and modern archaeological practices. it's really quite a romp.

  • Episode 14: story time with ryan and big al, your pal!

    April 5th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  43 mins 54 secs
    barack obama, batcave, batman, bernie sanders, books, bruce wayne, clark kent, comedy, comic strips, comics, criticism, critique, dc, detective comics, diana prince, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, for kids, funny, gafs, garfield, garfield the cat, goofs, green lantern, hawkgirl, hilarious, john stewart, kid friendly, laughs, literary, literature, nicolas cage, obama, odie the dog, pbs, reading, review, shayera hol, superheroes, superman, the devil, the flash, wally west, wonder woman

    hey kids! this week, ryan and big al, your pal, read stories about garfield, the fluffy little orange kitten and the dc superhero universe! they realized that they weren't making anything family friendly and decided to change that! unfortunately, they had already picked fan fics for the week and both of them were extremely inappropriate. they do their best to censor them in real time.

  • Episode 13: queer eye- sandor clegane edition

    March 31st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    a song of fire and ice, antoni porowski, bobby berk, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, fab 5, fab five, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, fashion, funny, gafs, game of thrones, george rr martin, goofs, got, hbo, hilarious, horses, infinity war, interior design, joffrey lannister, johnathan van ness, karamo brown, laughs, literature, london, makeover, marvel cinematic universe, mcu, netflix, queer eye, review, sandor clegane, sansa stark, season 8, style, tan france, the hound, the mountain, transformation

    in this week's bonus episode, the guys continue reading fics for one of ryan's favorite shows... queer eye. they read a fan fic that explores what would happen if the #fab5 once again went across the pond but this time into a modern universe of the game of thrones. in this episode, the guys have a much harder time cracking the tough nut that is, sandor clegane aka the hound.

  • Episode 12: yaaasss queen- queer eye comes to hogwarts

    March 29th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  57 mins 35 secs
    antoni porowski, bobby berk, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, draco malfoy, fab 5, fab five, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, fashion, funny, gafs, goblet of fire, goofs, harry potter, hermoine granger, hilarious, hogwarts, interior design, johnathan van ness, karamo brown, laughs, literature, madame maxime, makeover, netflix, orlando, queer eye, review, ron weasley, style, tan france, transformation, universal studios, warner brothers

    in this week's episode, the guys discuss one of ryan's favorite shows... queer eye. they read a fan fic that explores what would happen if the #fab5 went across the pond and into the wizarding world to makeover one of harry potter's most beloved characters: rubius hagrid.

  • Episode 11: game night- a yugioh fanfic

    March 22nd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 13 mins
    ancient egypt, anime, birthday, board games, books, card games, cartoon, comedy, critique, egypt, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, games, japan, joey, literary, literature, manga, monopoly, new york, pharoah, review, uno, where's yugi's dad, yu-gi-oh, yugioh

    in this week's episode, the guys discuss alex's favorite thing as a kid: yugioh. they read a fanfic titled "game night" where yugi has to channel the heart of the cards to win at uno.

  • Episode 10: westerosmania- a game of thrones fanfic

    March 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 16 mins
    brock lesnar, cersei, comedy, critique, dwayne johnson, dwayne the rock johnson, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, game of thrones, game of thrones season 8, george martin, george rr martin, got, hulk hogan, joffrey, lannisters, literature, ned stark, orlando, publishing, review, stark, the mountain, the rock, tyrion, winter is coming, world wrestling entertainment, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wwe, wwf

    in this episode, the guys discuss George R.R. Martin's opinions on fanfic and then review a story describing what would happen if professional wrestlers fought for the iron throne.