suck my (fan) fic.

this is a podcast about fanfic. we take it seriously

About the show

we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.

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Episodes

  • Scooby Doo, Who Are You?

    July 19th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  12 mins 30 secs
    27 club, action, adventure, apollo program, astronauts, books, calabasas, comedy, conspiracy theory, crime, criticism, critique, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fan theory, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, hippies, jimi hendrix, kids, laughs, literary, literature, monsterquest, movies, mystery inc, mystery machine, parody, peace, reading, review, richard m. nixon, russia, safe for work, satire, science experiments, scooby doo, scooby dooby doo, sfw, shaggy, soviet union, space race, tv, vietnam

    Join the suck my (fan) theory team as they explore the truth behind Scooby Doo and his Mystery Inc. friends. Are they draft dodgers? Something else? Find out here!

  • Episode 28: the death of spongebob

    July 12th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 14 mins
    action, adventure, authorial intent, bikini bottom, books, comedy, criticism, critique, dcom, death of the author, disney, disney channel original movies, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, federal judge, films, funny, game of thrones, good omens, hilarious, krusty krab, laughs, literary, literature, movies, mr. krabs, murder mystery, neil gaiman, niagara falls, nickelodeon, patrick star, plankton, reading, review, science, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, squidward tentacles, stranger things, true confessions, true crime, tv

    in this week's episode the ryan and alex talk about some a terrible federal judge, more neil gaiman, dcom's, and read an imposing murder mystery at the krusty krab.

  • Episode 27: my true feelings- a jimmy neutron fanfic

    July 5th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 26 mins
    action, adventure, authorial intent, books, carl wheezer, censorship, chance the rapper, china, cindy vortex, comedy, community, criticism, critique, death of the author, fairly odd parents, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, fourth of july, funny, george rr martin, hilarious, hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut ouuuu caribou!, independence day, inventions, jimmy, jimmy neutron, kardashians, laughs, literary, literature, movies, neil gaiman, nickelodeon, reading, review, science, sheen estevez, the beatles, tv, uncle sam

    in this week's episode the ryan and alex talk about some fanfic news as well as read a fun jimmy neutron fanfic! there's also a special, star-spangled surprise that is quite saucy that you won't want to miss ;)

  • Episode 26: mad libs- a choose your own fic episode

    June 28th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, apes, avengers, books, choices, comedy, criticism, critique, curious george, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, graduate school, green ranger, hermoine granger, hilarious, hitler, laughs, literary, literature, mad libs, man in the yellow hat, mighty morphin power rangers, mmpr, movies, nazi germany, orville peck, paris, power rangers, primates, reading, recorder, red ranger, review, rose tico, soccer, star wars, stonewall jackson, thanos, the last jedi, tv, urkel

    in this week's episode the ryan and alex try out a random fanfic generator. afterwords, in the spirit of choices (their award winning youtube series) ryan lets alex pic a fic from three choices. it's a great 26(66)th episode!

  • Episode 25: finding noirmo- a pixar fanfic

    June 21st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  52 mins 31 secs
    action, adventure, black and white, books, bugs life, cigarettes, cigars, comedy, criticism, critique, crush, detective, disney, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, finding dory, finding nemo, fish, funny, hilarious, jaws, laughs, literary, literature, monsters inc, movies, mystery, news, noir, old films, onward, pixar, reading, review, seaturtles, sharks, stingray, the incredibles, the turtle, toy story, toy story 2, toy story 3, toy story 4, tv, up, wall-e

    in this week's episode the guys read their first fan-written fanfic! it's a hilarious piece that concludes the "finding" trilogy from pixar but with a twist, it's noir. do you like fish, dark times, environmental messaging, and smoking cigarettes underwater? well this is the episode for you!

  • Episode 24: what dreams may come- a collection of sandman dreams

    June 14th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 12 mins
    action, adventure, amazon prime video, american gods, books, broadway, cats, comedy, comic books, comics, criticism, critique, dc, dc comics, death, delirium, desire, despair, destiny, destruction, dream, dreams, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, good omens, harry potter, harry potter and the cursed child, hilarious, jk rowling, laughs, literary, literature, morpheus, movies, neil gaiman, news, nyc, plays, reading, review, sandman, shakespeare, starz, the endless, tv, vertigo, washington square park

    in this week's episode the guys talk about their scariest dreams and then alex talks about something he will be forever stoked on, sandman. they read a collection of sandman drabbles and talk about the value of dreams. hope you enjoy and get inspiried to read this epic!

  • Episode 23: no reservations- a narnia fanfic

    June 7th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 17 mins
    action, adventure, anthony bourdain, battles, blog, books, castle, chef, chronicles of narnia, comedy, cooking, criticism, critique, cs lewis, eating, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fantasy, films, food, funny, george rr martin, hilarious, john lennon, journalism, jrr tolkien, laughs, lil wayne, literary, literature, medieval, movies, narnia, news, no reservations, nyc, old glory, producer, radio, reading, reporting, review, the beatles, the flag, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, the smithsonian, tv, washington dc, werewolves, writing

    in this week's episode the guys give their game of thrones, season 8 review and then ryan reads probably the best fanfic the guys have read thus far. it's a wonderfully written piece about anthony bourdain visiting narnia. it is a beautiful tribute. don't listen to this episode if you are hungy. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 22: veritas, veritas- a supernatural fanfic

    May 31st, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 22 mins
    action, adventure, africa, anthropology, aquaman, arrow, avengers, books, castiel, chevrolet, classic rock, comedy, criticism, critique, cw, d&d, dean, dungeons and dragons, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, fox, funny, geography, hilarious, impala, laughs, literary, literature, map, marvel, movies, mulder, news, pitbull, reading, review, roleplaying, sam, scully, supernatural, the adventure zone, the flash, toto, tv, university of florida, veritas, worldwide, x files

    in this week's episode the guys give their avengers: endgame review and then alex talks about one of his favorite fandoms, supernatural. they read a really cool supernatural crossover fanfic but the cross is a surprise. they also dote on reading. how boring, amirite?

  • Episode 21: the office, american version

    May 24th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, billie eilish, books, cheers, comedy, criticism, critique, dc, dc universe, doom patrol, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, hilarious, hollywood, laughs, literary, literature, mash, movies, nbc, negative man, news, reading, review, sammy hagar, saturday night live, siddhartha, snl, steve carell, the office, titans, tv, university of florida, van halen, x-men

    in this week's episode the guys talk about one of ryan's most beloved fandoms, the office. as a cool modern millenial, he dotes on the "totally original and only funny sitcom ever" and reads a cool spec script set in season 2. alex is pretty meh about it. who cares? you don't read these descriptions anyway.

  • Episode 20: alex's fanfic

    May 17th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  54 mins 20 secs
    1950s, 50 shades of grey, action, adventure, after, ao3, books, christmas, comedy, criticism, critique, dick cheney, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, fifty shades of grey, funny, harry styles, hilarious, history, hugo awards, iraq war, israel, jew, jewish, laughs, literary, literature, love, matza ball, mensch, movies, news, one direction, presents, psychiatry, reading, review, romance, rudolph, rudolph the red nose reindeer, santa, santa claus, science, syfy, terrorism, twilight, winter

    in this week's episode, to celebrate the 20th episode, alex reads the only fanfic he's ever written. it's about the love between a magical flying creature and just a normal guy. they also talk about fanfic news as well as argue (for an obnoxious amount of time) about music. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 19: the great detective pikachu- a pokemon fanfic

    May 10th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, anime, books, comedy, criticism, critique, detective, detective pikachu, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, god, gundums, hilarious, hollywood, laughs, literary, literature, manga, movies, my little pony, news, pikachu, pokemon, reading, review, ron paul, singing, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, star wars, statistics, survey, television, the last jedi, tv, vox

    in this week's episode the guys revisit one of their favorite fandoms: pokemon. thankfully, this time there is no pokephilia or graphic sex scenes that result in death. they also explore the demographics of fan fic writers. hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 18: drabblefest part 2

    May 3rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 19 mins
    action, adventure, alex trebek, books, comedy, criticism, critique, despicable me, drake and josh, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, golden girls, hilarious, hollywood, how i met your mother, jeopardy, jj abrams, labyrinth, laughs, literary, literature, lost, movies, nickelodeon, poetry, reading, review, saturday night live, scooby doo, snl, sports, star wars, television, toy story, tv

    hey there you drabble-rousers! in our second drabblefest the guys review 8 different fics! all from different fandoms including labyrinth, scooby doo, golden girls, lost, star wars, how i met your mother, sports, and drake and josh. this is a very fun episode and surprisingly there is no smut, sorry!

  • Episode 17: my scrubs episode

    April 26th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 35 mins
    books, carrie fisher, comedy, criticism, critique, disney, dr. cox, drama, dramas, dramedy, eating disorder, episode ix, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, finn, funny, harrison ford, hilarious, jd, jj abrams, kylo ren, laughs, literary, literature, medicine, mental health, movies, poe, reading, review, rey, scrubs, serious, sitcoms, situational comedy, star wars, star wars episode 9, turk, tv

    in this week's episode, the guys first try to guess what star wars episode 9 will be about and then get pretty serious. alex's love for scrubs leads him to picking a heavy fanfic. it may be a serious episode but they still hope you enjoy!

  • Episode 16: avengers special

    April 19th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 11 mins
    action, adventure, american gods, avengers, books, captain america, captain marvel, comedy, comic books, comics, criticism, critique, dc, detective comics, disney, doctor strange, dune, endgame, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, funny, george rr martin, graveyard book, hilarious, hollywood, infinity gauntlet, infinity war, infinity watch, iron man, justice league, laughs, literary, literature, marvel, marvel cinematic universe, mcu, movies, neil gaiman, new horizons, reading, review, sandman, spiderman, stan lee, thanos

    in this week's episode, the guys try to ride the wave of the upcoming avengers movie and cover a fic that is probably the actual ending to the infinity saga. they read two fics and also talk about their attitudes towards the mcu. they also talk about neil gaiman and some things they're stoked on. you have to listen! whatever it takes!

  • Episode 15: tinseltown- an indiana jones fanfic

    April 12th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 7 mins
    action, adventure, anthropology, antiquarian, archaeology, artifacts, books, china, chris pratt, comedy, comic strips, comics, criticism, critique, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, films, flash gordon, funny, gafs, george lucas, goofs, hero’s journey, hilarious, hollywood, indiana jones, joseph campbell, kingdom of the crystal skull, laughs, literary, literature, mexico, monkeys, movies, museums, pulp, raiders of the lost ark, reading, review, samurai, shia lebouf, shortround, star wars, stephen spielberg, temple of doom, the last crusade, trilogy, vikings

    in this week's episode, alex finally covers two different fanfics from one of his favorite franchises, indiana jones! they are "four times indiana jones almost found an artifact and one time he did" and "tinseltown". they also talk about history, antiquarians, and modern archaeological practices. it's really quite a romp.

  • Episode 14: story time with ryan and big al, your pal!

    April 5th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  43 mins 54 secs
    barack obama, batcave, batman, bernie sanders, books, bruce wayne, clark kent, comedy, comic strips, comics, criticism, critique, dc, detective comics, diana prince, family friendly, fan fic, fan fiction, fanfic, fanfiction, for kids, funny, gafs, garfield, garfield the cat, goofs, green lantern, hawkgirl, hilarious, john stewart, kid friendly, laughs, literary, literature, nicolas cage, obama, odie the dog, pbs, reading, review, shayera hol, superheroes, superman, the devil, the flash, wally west, wonder woman

    hey kids! this week, ryan and big al, your pal, read stories about garfield, the fluffy little orange kitten and the dc superhero universe! they realized that they weren't making anything family friendly and decided to change that! unfortunately, they had already picked fan fics for the week and both of them were extremely inappropriate. they do their best to censor them in real time.