suck my (fan) fic.

this is a podcast about fanfic. we take it seriously

About the show

we are just two guys who love stories and creativity. we review fan fiction and do our best to analyze it as seriously and jokingly as possible.

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  • Episode 11: game night- a yugioh fanfic

    March 22nd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 13 mins
    ancient egypt, anime, birthday, board games, books, card games, cartoon, comedy, critique, egypt, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, games, japan, joey, literary, literature, manga, monopoly, new york, pharoah, review, uno, where's yugi's dad, yu-gi-oh, yugioh

    in this week's episode, the guys discuss alex's favorite thing as a kid: yugioh. they read a fanfic titled "game night" where yugi has to channel the heart of the cards to win at uno.

  • Episode 10: westerosmania- a game of thrones fanfic

    March 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 16 mins
    brock lesnar, cersei, comedy, critique, dwayne johnson, dwayne the rock johnson, fan fic, fanfic, fanfiction, game of thrones, game of thrones season 8, george martin, george rr martin, got, hulk hogan, joffrey, lannisters, literature, ned stark, orlando, publishing, review, stark, the mountain, the rock, tyrion, winter is coming, world wrestling entertainment, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wwe, wwf

    in this episode, the guys discuss George R.R. Martin's opinions on fanfic and then review a story describing what would happen if professional wrestlers fought for the iron throne.

  • Episode 9: the mario murder mystery

    March 8th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  33 mins 55 secs
    birdo, books, bowser, comedy, crime, criticism, critique, daisy, drama, dramedy, entertainment, fanfiction, funny, gaming, humor, joke, literary, literature, luigi, mario, mario jumpan, mario party, murder, mystery, nintendo, nintendo 64, nintendo switch, overdramatic, parody, peach, princess daisy, princess peach, review, rosalina, satire, super mario, super mario land, super smash bros, toad, true crime, truecrime, unsolved crime, unsolved mystery, video games, waluigi, wario, wattpad, whodunnit, yoshi

    join the suck my (true) crime team as they go inside the mario murder mystery and uncover what really happened on that fateful mushvember day in this (fake) true crime fanfiction podcast.

  • Episode 8: the will to showbiz- a rick and morty fanfic

    March 3rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 26 mins
    adult swim, american dad, bill clinton, bill cosby, burping, chipotle, comedy, community, criticism, critique, dan harmon, dog world, dr. pepper, drunk, family guy, fan fic, fan-submitted, fanfiction, grand canyon, humor, justin roiland, laughs, literature, mcdonald's, morty, pickle rick, politics, review, rick, rick and morty, robot chicken, scrubs, snowball, szechuan sauce, taco bell, teleplay, trump

    in this episode, the guys review a rick and morty fan written screenplay. in honor of the show and it's creator, justin roiland, the guys decide to act out multiple voices and discuss the show all while being drunk. WARNING: there is a lot of burping.

  • Episode 7: pewdiepie's majestic adventure- a youtube fanfic

    February 24th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 33 mins
    ai, bill, bill clinton, clinton, comedy, courtroom, crime, criticism, critique, cyberpunk, drama, dystopia, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fanfiction, fic, fiddler on the roof, gary, google, judaism, literary, literature, love, marzia, memes, musical, pewdiepie, podcast, pugs, review, romance, spongebob, t series, war games, youtube

    in this episode the guys read pewdiepie's majestic adventure in an attempt to help stop t-series. they also have a nice little bonus story ;)

  • Episode 6: drabblefest

    February 15th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 15 mins
    air bud, basketball, bisexuals, books, bumblebee, captain america, cinematic, comedy, craig, criticism, critique, dogs, eiffel tower, elvis, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fic, football, gold, golden retrievers, halsey, harry, harry potter, hobbit, hogwarts, interview, ira glass, knotting, literary, literature, magic, marvel, mcu, melanie martinez, metoo, mpreg, npr, optimus prime, paris, park, potter, president, puns, reading, review, smaug, south, south park, spain, squib, steve rogers, stories, token, tolkein, transformers, tweak, wand, wizards, yaoi

    in this week's episode the guys have their first drabblefest! they read 7 different drabbles. some things discussed include harry potter, south park, the mcu, the hobbit, transformers, air bud, and society's unfair expectations for bisexuals.

  • Episode 5: tumbling towers- a harry potter fanfic

    February 11th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 32 mins
    9/11, alternate history, book, books, comedy, criticism, critique, entertainment, fan, fanfiction, fic, fiction, fluff, harry, harry potter, hermoine granger, hogwarts, literary, literature, magic, new york, new york city, pod, podcast, podcasting, potter, review, ron weasley, spell, terrorism, towers, tragedy, tumbling, wand, wizards, world trade center

    in this episode the guys discuss a pretty unique take on harry potter fan fiction.

  • Episode 4: the land of opportunity- a frozen fanfic

    February 3rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 37 mins
    america, americana, anna, comedy, criticism, disney, elsa, entertainment, fan, fanfic, fanfiction, fiction, fortnite, frozen, funny, gafs, goofs, hanz, hilarious, ice queen, land of opportunity, laughs, literature, manifest destiny, olaf, president, review, snow queen, spiderman

    in this episode, the guys go over tags for fan fic and talk about the US geopolitical struggles of the mid-1800s and how they could have only been fixed by one person... queen elsa of arendelle.

  • Episode 3: national treasure 3- a national treasure and taken fanfic

    January 29th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 27 mins
    action, adventure, axe cop, barack obama, boats, comedy, criticism, cyborgs, destiel, disney, entertainment, fanfiction, fiction, funny, gafs, goofs, hilarious, ice cream, ice cube, ice t, indiana jones, kanye west, laughs, liam neeson, library of congress, literature, mac and cheese, national treasure, nic cage, nickiminaj, nicolas cage, power, review, russia, sir mix-a-lot, skulls, snoop dogg, supernatural, taken, thomas jefferson, vanilla ice, vladimir putin, washington dc, white house

    this week the guys talk about fan fic about real people, kanye west, uno anime, obama, and much, much more.

  • Episode 2: battle royale- an arthur (pbs) fanfic

    January 23rd, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 30 mins
    aardvark, arthur, battle royale, christianity, christians, comedy, criticism, critique, fanfiction, fortnite, fortnite game, funny, mature, pbs, priests, review, survival

    in this episode the boys discuss fortnite, Battle Royale, Christianity, and Arthur

  • Episode 1: rectified anonymity- a pokemon fanfic

    January 11th, 2019  |  Season 1  |  1 hr 23 mins
    adult, analysis, books, comedian, comedy, comical, commentary, criticism, critique, entertainment, fanfic, fanfiction, funny, gardevoir, literature, litreview, mature, misty, new york, pokemon, pokephilia, review, star trek, star wars, two guys

    in this episode we talk about why we're talking about fan fic, common tropes in sexual fan fics, and pokephilia.


  • Episode 0: promotional ad

    January 3rd, 2019  |  Season 0  |  57 secs